RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Fear and Loathing Memorial Tag Team Tournament: Round 1

Welcome to the first ever Fear and Loathing Memorial Tag Team tournament. This tournament is a part of the Road to RobbleMania and will run concurrently alongside of Tuesday Night Havoc up until the semifinals which will take place on Havoc, and the finals which will take place at RobbleMania!

The Donkey Lovin Tag Champs, Notwedge and Captain of Outer Space, have received an automatic bye into the second round and will face the winners of the Rob's Damn Justice Leage/Liberal Conspiracy bout! Good luck to all of our teams!

Bracket B: Match 4 single choice

Chewy Walrus/backwards7 (100%, 13 Votes)

Team GOP (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Votes: 13 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

Bracket B: Match 3 single choice

Legbreakererses 4 Hire (38%, 5 Votes)

Capt. Sammitch/PenWing (62%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 13 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

Bracket B: Match 2 single choice

Howlerama (38%, 5 Votes)

Chris Oakley/James Fantastic (62%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 13 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

Bracket B: Match 1 single choice

Los Monstrous Azules (43%, 6 Votes)

King Snarf/Joe Mama (57%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 14 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

Bracket A: Match 3 single choice

Liberal Conspiracy (23%, 3 Votes)

RDJL (77%, 10 Votes)

Total Votes: 13 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

Bracket A: Match 2 single choice

Punch/Counterpunch (64%, 9 Votes)

Aussie Scumbags (36%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 14 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

Bracket A: Match 1 single choice

Urg/Hulk (43%, 6 Votes)

Dark Lords (57%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 14 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 12:27 PM

When did the Aussie scumbags reunite?

First you miss this weeks Raw Review and then you can't keep up with the RDCW roster.............I don't even know who you are anymore.

Well seeing as Danny got the crap beaten out of him by the rWo,including Dave,it just seems a little weird!
When did we turn into WWE with selective amnesia?

you need new mods in this forum

Plus, if I'm doing the Recap (Am I doing the Recap?), I've already thought of how to handle this. So there. Smart guys.

And how many times do wrestlers retire and come back?

I am trying to bring Dave back. I sent him a PM and everything. I'm still waiting to hear back, though.

Truly this will be a great victory for the RDJL!

Spandex and Tommy will ride to victory over The Liberal Conspirarcy (curse their well-reasoned arguments and logical thoughts!) whilst Bibbo and I-Man grind the aussie scumbags under their heels!

I've already given up on Urg and Hulk, though. NO WAY are they gonna beat Grimm and Darth.

I think me and PW against the LB's4H could be the most interesting matchup.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to writing that one up, especially since they tried to ruin my Table Royal.

King Snarf and I have something nasty and final planned for Los Monstrous Tortillas.

It's Los monstres Azules, evildoers!

Eat righteous justice!

*King Snarf Rules is backstage with the Bastardo Family.

KSR: "Louie, what plans do you have for the Fear and Loathing tournament?"

"The same plans I always have, what kind of a question is that? Winning and shocking people! Look at this team! King Snarf, the greatest RDCW World Champion ever! and Joe Mama, the only two-time IC champ! With Grace plotting our strategies and my managerial brilliance, how can we lose? And Los Blue Tortillas, I have a special surprise for you two jabronies. It may show up here, it may show up at No Way Out of the Closet, it may show up in the parking lot, but rest assured, it will show up! We've found out your worst nightmare! Deal with it!"

Chewy Walrus and backwards7 over Team GOP.

Team GOP made their return to the Cheesedome this week as loudspeakers blared: "Four more years! Four more years!" and tickertape and confetti rained down upon them.

As Dave the Wonder Boy began to run down their activities during the inaugural celebrations, their opponents hit the ring. Wasting no time, Chewy Walrus barreled into the G-Man with a Walrus Tusk Spear while backwards locked in the Hackney Chin Grip on Dave. Chewy set G-Man up for a Walrus Slam while Dave struggled in backwards' grip. Finally, Dave had no choice to submit to the hold at only 58 seconds, the shortest match in the tournament by far.

The former rWo members have quickly served notice that they mean business in this tournament.

Captain Sammitch and PenWing over the Legbreakererses 4 Hire

"Let's Get it Started" plays over the speakers as Captain Sammitch and PenWing make there way to the ring. Both are wearing their title belts, and PenWing raises his Sherwood high above his head. When they get half way down the ramp, the Legbreakererses run down and attack them from behind. As Winged Creature forces Captain Sammitch around one side of the ring, Stupid Dog sends PenWing into the ring steps. Captain Sammitch manages to whip Winged Creature into the apron. Seeing PenWing down, Sammtich grabs a folding chair, but when he turns around, Winged Creature drop kicks the chair into his face, and he falls to the ground.

Marcum: It's Lights Out for Sammitch, and the bell hasn't even started yet!

Monroe: Bugawd! Someone get control of this match before it turns into a massacre!

Marcum: It already is a massacre! PenWing should have stayed out of the Legbreakererses' way last night!

With Sammitch out on the floor, the Legbreakererses pick up PenWing and slide him into the ring. Stupid Dogg tells Winged Creature to get in their corner as enters the ring. The bell rings.

Monroe: This is so fucked up.

Marcum: Hey! Don't steal my lines!

Stupid Dogg allows PenWing to slowly get to his feet. He then walks over to him and whips him into the corner.

Monroe: Oh no.

Marcum: Oh yes! PenWing is going to need some shots after this!

Stupid Dogg starts dishing out Rabies. The ref starts counting, and orders Dogg to stop throwing punches. Dogg steps back, and PenWing quickly takes advantage, holding himself up with the ropes and kicking Dog in the left knee, causing him to drop to the mat. PenWing takes a moment to collect himself, and then takes Dogg's arm, helping him back to his feet. PenWing then whips him into the ropes, but Dogg holds on. PenWing makes a run at him, but Dogg moves out of the way and grabs PenWing from behind for a neckbreaker. Not noticing Sammitch starting to get up outside the ring, Dogg locks PenWing into a cloverleaf.

Marcum: He's got him in the Dogg House! There's no way PenWing won't tap!

Monroe: He may not have to!

Captain Sammitch, back on his feet, quickly walks over to the Legbreakererses' corner, grabs Winged Creature's legs, and pulls him off the ring apron. Sammitch kicks Creature in the head for good measure, and enters the ring. Seeing this, Dogg releases PenWing to face Sammitch, but quickly takes a Sammitch Spin to face. The ref orders Sammitch to his corner. He then starts counting.

Ref: One! Two! Three!

Winged Creature gets back to his corner and starts yelling for Stupid Dogg to tag him in. PenWing slowly begins to crawl towards Sammitch's outstreched arm.

Ref: Six! Seven!

Both wrestlers are almost at their corners. PenWing lunges first to make the tag. Sammitch jumps over the ropes and into the ring, just as Dogg tags Creature. Creature runs at Sammitch, but he takes a clothesline to mat. As Creature gets to his feet, Sammitch grabs him and begins executing a series of Sammtich Supplexes. The crowd counts.

Crowd: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six!

Sammitch goes for the pin, but Stupid Dogg climbs into the ring to break it up. Dogg then runs at PenWing, knocking him off the ring apron. Grabbing the ropes, PenWing stops his fall and quickly hoists himself over the ropes and into the ring. Stupid Dogg turns around, right into a Spin-o-rama. Creature gets back up, but PenWing grabs him and whips him into the ropes for a Drag 'n Whip. PenWing then motions for Sammtich to go to the ropes as he drags Creature to the corner. Sammitch sits on the corner ropes as PenWing lifts Creature up to him. Once Sammitch has control of Creature, PenWing runs to the opposite corner and climbs it. Sammitch executes the Sammitch Slam, and gets out of the way as PenWing delivers the High Holy Howe.

Monroe: It's a Highlight Reel!

Stupid Dogg is slowly getting to his feet, but PenWing dishes out an elbow and locks him in the Sharpshooter as Sammitch covers Creature for the win.

Chris Oakley and James Fantastic over Howlerama

The Bond Brigade managed to score a victory over Howlerama to go through in this bruising but thrilling match.

Howlerama came down to the ring first, accompanied by their manager and a bevy of buxom beauties. Then down came Fantastic and Oakley, accompanied by Ian Bond and the sound of a string orchestra performing a medley of 'The Star Spangled Banner' and 'God Save the Queen'. The pair entered the ring, and the match started with Chris against Howler.

Chris went ahead quickly, scoring a WMD before locking in an anklelock. However, Howler broke the hold by kicking Oakley in the jaw with his spare foot, and proceeded to launch into Oakley with a series of damaging power moves, eventually scoring a running powerbomb pin for a count of 2. Howler then tagged in the Highwayman, but Oakley managed to make it back to his corner to tag in Fantastic.

Fantastic proceeded to repeat his recent drubbing of The Company, spearign both men to the floor before rolling Howler out of the ring. Highwayman then staggered to his feet, but Fantastic whipped him into the turnbuckle before nailing him with a Moonsault Kick. Fantastic then ascended the turnbuckle to attempt a One and Only, but Bill Williams climbed onto the ring apron and nailed Fantastic with a baseball bat to knock him onto the mat. Highwayman had recovered enough to lock in a Stand and Deliver, but Fantastic grabbed the ropes to break the hold. Highwayman continued to pummel him though, eventually pulling a chair out from under the ring and pummeling him with that. However, the ref ordered Highwayman to stop, and whilst Highwayman argued with him Fantastic crawled to his corner and tagged Oakley in.

Oakley immediately climbed the turnbuckle and launched a spectacular Kill 'Em All, knocking Highwayman to the mat. He then turned and grabbed Bill Williams, choke tossing him into the ring. He turned his attention back to Highwayman, pull him to his feet before performing the Lock n' Load.

However, Bill Willians had recovered enough to score a low blow on Oakley, knocking him to the ground. Highwayman then irish whipped him into the turnbuckle and Howlerama went to attempt a Hostile Takeover. However Oakley speared Howler whilst Fantastic entered the ring and dropkicked Highwayman to the mat. Chris then pulled howler to his feet and performed a Red Alert on him to knock him out, whilst Fantastic climbed the turnbuckle and waited for Highwayman to scramble to his feet before performing Supercool. Oakley then pinned Highwayman to score a three count and the victory.

After the match, Bill Williams displayed his displeasure by launching a venomous physical attack on Ian St. John Bond wielding his baseball bat. Bond responded by pulling out a pair of knuckle-dusters, and the pair proceeded to pummel each other for several minutes, before Bond managed to floor Bill Williams with a spectacular Right Uppercut, kncoking him unconscious.



King Snarf and Joe Mama over Los Monstrous Azules

Ian Bond lead the towering luchador tandem down to ringside, confident of victory after the last match and seeking revenge for the brutal beating he and Oakley took on Havoc. But Bond's Brigadiers would fall to the Bastardo Family tonight.

Ben Harper's "Faded" announced the entry of the IC Champ, Joe Mama, followed by Louie Bastardo and Grace, as Everclear's "When it all goes wrong again" cued up, signalling the arrival of the World Heavyweight Cheese Champion King Snarf!

Joe Mama and El Daga started out the match, Joe taunting his opponents by referring to them as "Los Tortillas" and waving to "Senor Siesta" on the ring apron. This angered Perdicion who immediately called for the tag. As Joe signalled for Daga to tag his partner, Daga shrugged and kicked Joe in the midsection, threw him into the Monstrous' corner and tagged in his partner. To the cheers of the CheeseDome fans, Daga and Perdicion stomped on the IC Champ delivering multiple boots.

Perdicion attempted to set up JM for an Aliento Ultimo, but JM was able to escape and dropped the luchadore with an Enforcer. JM dragged Perdicion to the Bastardo corner and tagged in King Snarf. Snarf continued to dominate Perdicion with several submission maneuvers. Wearing his much larger foe down, the Champion took the luchadore to the mat where he applied the dreaded headlock! While the ref checked Perdicion's condition, Snarf placed his feet on the ropes for extra leverage! As Daga and Ian Bond attempted to alert the referee to Snarf's shenanigans, the Champion pleaded innocence.

The ref returned to checking Perdicion, as Snarf placed his feet on the ropes again. Louie Bastardo walked over and held Snarf's feet down, giving him extra leverage. Ian Bond had finally had enough. Walking over to Bastardo, Bond attacked him with a European uppercut! As Bond battered Bastardo, El Daga entered the ring and dropped an elbow on Snarf, breaking the hold. As Los Monstrous attempted to hit Snarf with the Tijuana Assassin, Joe Mama pushed him out of the way and the two partners collided with one another, knocking each other senseless.

Joe Mama dropped on Perdicion with a Flying Teabag Slam and rolled Snarf on top of him, before rolling out of the ring. Grace alerted the referee to the pin as Joe Mama pulled Bond off of Louie Bastardo and put him in an East Coast Hammer. The three count signalled the end as the Bastardos advanced to the second round.

Rob's Damn Justice League over the Liberal Conspiracy

The Liberal Conspiracy made their way to ringside as video footage and sound clips from Fahrenheit 9/11 played on the Cheese-O-Tron. The Insane Liberal picked up a megaphone and attempted to begin a rant when throughout the arena: "SPAAAAANDEEEEEEEEX MOOOOONNNKEEEEEYYY MAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" was heard. As the RDJL's entrance music began, Spamm drove out to ringside in his custom orange Monkey Mobile, with Rosalita riding shotgun, and Tommy Savitz in the back.

The RDJL kicked off the match as Spamm immediately went for a Flying Banana Chop on Whomod while Savitz set up Jim Jackson for the Aneasthetist. Not one to be left out of the action, Rosalita kicked the Insane Liberal in the midsection and went for a huracanrana! As the Conspiracy regrouped outside, Spamm irish whipped their manager into the corner turnbuckle where he dropped to the mat. Rosalita ran in and hit a Bronco Buster on the manager as the crowd cheered and applauded wildly.

Monroe: "I wouldn't want to be the Insane Liberal right now!"

Marcum: "I would!"

As the match officially got underway, Savitz and Whomod began exchanging technical maneuvers. Whomod locked Savitz in an abdominal stretch and grabbed the ropes for leverage. The referee, remembering Snarf's similar tactics earlier in the night, saw what Whomod was doing and kicked his arm off of the ropes.

Marcum: "That's not the ref's job!"

Monroe: "Whomod was cheating! What is he supposed to do?"

The distraction allowed Savitz to break the hold and hiptoss Whomod. The RDJL member leapt to his corner and tagged in Spamm who hit a Spandex Superkick on Whomod! And another on Jackson! And one for the Insane Liberal as well!

As the crowd went wild, Spandex went for a Monkey Leg Drop on Whomod and began to climb the turnbuckles.

Monroe: "This is it! If he hits this, it's over!"

Jim Jackson attempted to pull Whomod out of the ring, but was caught by Savitz who suplexed him on the arena floor!

Spandex went up top, and with a cry of "SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAAAANNN!!!!" unleashed the Might of the Monkey upon his foe. Spamm went for the pin as Rosalita hit a Human Lovebomb on the Insane Liberal outside and the RDJL advanced to the next round and their opponents, the Donkey Lovin Tag Champs Notwedge and Captain of Outer Space.

Punch/Counterpunch over Aussie Scumbags

This match featured not one, but two RDCW reunions as not only did the popular brothers, Bibbo and I-Man, return to tag action, but the duo of Danny and Dave, the Aussie Scumbags came out of retirement for this tournament.

Both reunions did not go well, however, as Danny refused to tag in to the match, citing Dave's part in the rWo beatdown on him last year. Danny struck Dave with a blow to the face and left his partner alone in the ring, allowing Bibbo and I-Man to set up their feared double punch finisher, and the brothers moved on to the next round.

Dark Lords over Urg and the Hulk

The RDJL's third entry in the tournament didn't fare as well as the first two. As Urg made his way to ringside, now accompanied by the Teen Angels (three buxom blondes in skimpy angel costumes) with the Hulk in tow.

Next, the arena lights dimmed as the opening strains of "Return of the Living Dead" played over the loudspeakers. The Cheesedome fans erupted as red lights flared, and the "Imperial March" sounded, the Dark Lords rising up from the floor below.

The ring visibly shuddered as all four behemoths stood nose to nose in the ring, senior official Lothar obviously concerned about how to control them. Finally, Darth and the Hulk started the match.

The Hulk immediately began punching away at his slightly smaller opponent, as Darth attempted to resist his offense. Darth ducked a right hand and tied up the behemoth's arm in a hammerlock followed up with a Sith-spawn. The ring shook under the weight of the massive creatures slamming into it.

The Teen Angels tried to rally the Hulk from outside as the fans were evenly divided between both teams. Darth whipped the Hulk into the ropes and delivered a flying clothesline which sent both monsters to the floor as the ropes on that portion of the ring gave way beneath their weight!

Monroe: "My gob! They're gonna tear the ring apart!"

Marcum: "The ring? Hell, they might tear apart the whole CheeseDome!"

Grimm and Urg joined the battle as all four fought outside the ring. Lothar began the count inside. Finally the Dark Lords rolled back in and motioned for their opponents to follow.

The Hulk went to his corner and grudgingly tagged in Urg. Urg beat his chest and delivered a mighty scream of rage as the CheeseDome fans screamed back at him. Urg pointed at Grimm. Darth tagged him in and the fans went wild in anticipation of the first clash of these two.

Urg motioned for a test of strength. Grimm obliged him. The two locked hands and struggled for dominance. It began to look as if Urg would get the upper hand, but Grimm's instincts took over and he kicked Urg in the midsection, dropping the prehistoric monolith down. Grimm tagged in Darth, who entered the ring as the two executed a double chokeslam on their foe. Outside the Hulk, bellowed in anger as the ring again shook with the thunderous impact.

Grimm and Darth continued tagging in and out, working over the caveman with several power moves. Grimm applied a dragon sleeper in an attempt to weaken the caveman's neck. The Teen Angels tried to rally Urg from outside as the fans stomped in unison for the behemoth.

Finally Urg broke free and tossed Grimm into the ropes. Grimm ducked under a clothesline and went for a forearm, but Urg grabbed him and choketossed him to the floor through the unroped section.

The Teen Angels made their way up to the ring apron, much to the delight of the fans as Darth attempted to keep Lothar from counting Grimm out. Urg rested in the corner, his neck still weakened from the sleeper. Outside the ring, the Hulk walked over to where Grimm lay and began to pick him up. As the Hulk attempted to roll Grimm back into the ring, Grimm unleashed his Grave Breath (green mist) directly into the behemoth's face!

Blinded, the Hulk thrashed about outside until Grimm hit the beast with a Triple 6 Bomb! Grimm climbed back into the ring and tagged in Darth as the two worked over Urg! Darth set up for a piledriver as Grimm climbed the turnbuckles and they delivered Urg Straight To Hell! All three men crashed through the canvas as the spike piledriver broke through the mat and they disappeared beneath the ring!

Fat Retard: "POWERBOMB! SLOBBERKNOCKER!! BUHGAWD!!!"

Horrified, the Teen Angels looked on at ringside. Lothar was unsure whether to count them out or not. Moments later, Grimm emerged from the hole in the ring. Reaching back down inside he pulled Urg up out of the hole and lay across him for the pin. Lothar made the three count, and the Dark Lords would move on in the tournament!