Dark Lords over Urg and the Hulk
The RDJL's third entry in the tournament didn't fare as well as the first two. As Urg made his way to ringside, now accompanied by the Teen Angels (three buxom blondes in skimpy angel costumes) with the Hulk in tow.
Next, the arena lights dimmed as the opening strains of "Return of the Living Dead" played over the loudspeakers. The Cheesedome fans erupted as red lights flared, and the "Imperial March" sounded, the Dark Lords rising up from the floor below.
The ring visibly shuddered as all four behemoths stood nose to nose in the ring, senior official Lothar obviously concerned about how to control them. Finally, Darth and the Hulk started the match.
The Hulk immediately began punching away at his slightly smaller opponent, as Darth attempted to resist his offense. Darth ducked a right hand and tied up the behemoth's arm in a hammerlock followed up with a Sith-spawn. The ring shook under the weight of the massive creatures slamming into it.
The Teen Angels tried to rally the Hulk from outside as the fans were evenly divided between both teams. Darth whipped the Hulk into the ropes and delivered a flying clothesline which sent both monsters to the floor as the ropes on that portion of the ring gave way beneath their weight!
Monroe: "My gob! They're gonna tear the ring apart!"
Marcum: "The ring? Hell, they might tear apart the whole CheeseDome!"
Grimm and Urg joined the battle as all four fought outside the ring. Lothar began the count inside. Finally the Dark Lords rolled back in and motioned for their opponents to follow.
The Hulk went to his corner and grudgingly tagged in Urg. Urg beat his chest and delivered a mighty scream of rage as the CheeseDome fans screamed back at him. Urg pointed at Grimm. Darth tagged him in and the fans went wild in anticipation of the first clash of these two.
Urg motioned for a test of strength. Grimm obliged him. The two locked hands and struggled for dominance. It began to look as if Urg would get the upper hand, but Grimm's instincts took over and he kicked Urg in the midsection, dropping the prehistoric monolith down. Grimm tagged in Darth, who entered the ring as the two executed a double chokeslam on their foe. Outside the Hulk, bellowed in anger as the ring again shook with the thunderous impact.
Grimm and Darth continued tagging in and out, working over the caveman with several power moves. Grimm applied a dragon sleeper in an attempt to weaken the caveman's neck. The Teen Angels tried to rally Urg from outside as the fans stomped in unison for the behemoth.
Finally Urg broke free and tossed Grimm into the ropes. Grimm ducked under a clothesline and went for a forearm, but Urg grabbed him and choketossed him to the floor through the unroped section.
The Teen Angels made their way up to the ring apron, much to the delight of the fans as Darth attempted to keep Lothar from counting Grimm out. Urg rested in the corner, his neck still weakened from the sleeper. Outside the ring, the Hulk walked over to where Grimm lay and began to pick him up. As the Hulk attempted to roll Grimm back into the ring, Grimm unleashed his Grave Breath (green mist) directly into the behemoth's face!
Blinded, the Hulk thrashed about outside until Grimm hit the beast with a Triple 6 Bomb! Grimm climbed back into the ring and tagged in Darth as the two worked over Urg! Darth set up for a piledriver as Grimm climbed the turnbuckles and they delivered Urg Straight To Hell! All three men crashed through the canvas as the spike piledriver broke through the mat and they disappeared beneath the ring!
Fat Retard: "POWERBOMB! SLOBBERKNOCKER!! BUHGAWD!!!"
Horrified, the Teen Angels looked on at ringside. Lothar was unsure whether to count them out or not. Moments later, Grimm emerged from the hole in the ring. Reaching back down inside he pulled Urg up out of the hole and lay across him for the pin. Lothar made the three count, and the Dark Lords would move on in the tournament!
