Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
Who...ME?!?!?
No way dude. I was playing wingman for the dreamy Chewy Walrus. Giving that Pimp TK the (respectful) straight-arm so Chewy could work his mojo.
However, to give equal time to the roommates: Cap'n, you know you're a sexy beast!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock