First they successfully unite the Greeks on the Peleponesse and then they conquer the Persians, then march all the way until the Indus.Then they burned Persepolis.
It's just too much for me. It's like, the terrorists of ancient history have already won. So I'm using this thread to say my goodbye to all the good folks at the classics department...
...before they all shrivel out of my mind forever.
This is it, this is the end. Does anyone have any toilet paper? I don't want to have a dirty end.
I've been here.
Not quite as long as everybody else, but I'm sure almost everyone knows my arse, from kissing it. Because I'm already on the top because who likes missionary? By deductive reasoning that means I am Sherlock Holmes. And kinda hard to ignore. Or not notice. Right? Fellas? Hello?
Anyways, I'm not sure of this as a fact, but I think my weight has gone up since I joined Rob's sedentary boards. I DO know for a fact my wing span has shortened evolutionarily. And, Frank, I don't like this. I miss reading books and being alone.
With my thoughts. I don't have any bladder control unless I force myself. To have no other option, which is the reason I'm writing this rather than just quietly appearing.
Goodbye, I don't think I'll be around again.
I have allowed this place to drain and rot my mind and I thoroughly sick of it. I hate not having the intellectual dredge I used to flap so effortlessly. So this is it. Auf Wiedersehen. Mach schnell! Guten Tag! Mein Gott! Berlin! Verdamn Amerikaners! Verboten Messerschmidt! Das Boot!
With regards,
-Uschi Von Bushy
