I figured, what the heck, you know? All great writers have done at least one Marvel Family erotic fanfic, like Alan Moore with his classic "Whatever Happened To The World's Mightiest Mortal's Penis?".

It kinda starts in the middle of the picture, but, you know, that's the kinda feeling I was going at, like we're all really in the middle of a picture you know, so like stories need to reflect that to be deeper.

Here it goes:

Captain Marvel Jr walks into a bar and fucks Uncle Marvel.