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I figured, what the heck, you know? All great writers have done at least one Marvel Family erotic fanfic, like Alan Moore with his classic "Whatever Happened To The World's Mightiest Mortal's Penis?".
It kinda starts in the middle of the picture, but, you know, that's the kinda feeling I was going at, like we're all really in the middle of a picture you know, so like stories need to reflect that to be deeper.
Here it goes:
Captain Marvel Jr walks into a bar and fucks Uncle Marvel.
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that was great, mxy! If anyone trys to say you stole that from them, threaten to sue them.
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Haaaaaahhh, I have a junior Marvel woody.
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Shazam is in it? He's a Superman rippoff you know.
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I wonder how many PMs Rob is going to get over this.
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Surely its missing a paragraph:
Billy and Cait moaned in chorus, her legs locked around his waist and her spine arched. "Goddamn!" hissed Cait through gritted teeth.
Billy could not hold on any longer. He pumped his hips faster. His bolt of lightning was about to explode.
"Uhhhh....SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM!" yelled Billy, sweat dripping from his brow.
Thunder boomed inside the room, causing the windows to shatter. Lightning ripped through Cait's cervix, igniting every pleasure nerve in her body. Her inner thigh muscles spasmed.
"Holy moley!" said Billy.
"Ahem," a ghostly cough filled the room, in a voice entirely too familiar to Billy.
"Uh-oh," said Billy.
Cait sat up in bed. "What...who was that, Billy?"
"If you think I gave you these powers so you could give your girlfriend a multiple ejaculatory orgasm, you'd better think again young man," said the disembodied voice.
"Its the wizard Shazam," said Billy. "Dirty old perv."
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Gee, INMM, I couldn't have written better myself.
Hey, wait a fucking minute ... That IS MINE.
Fucking thieving bastard.
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INMM?
Most of us call him mxy.
But then most of us aren't fucking crazy.
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And some of her unselfconsciousness and vaginal juices began to rub off on Billy.
That was my favorite part.
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This should be copied and placed in the Writer's Block. We need more fine literature like this.
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Gee, INMM, I couldn't have written better myself.
Hey, wait a fucking minute ... That IS MINE.
Fucking thieving bastard.
please dont take credit for Mxy's work.
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Gee, INMM, I couldn't have written better myself.
Hey, wait a fucking minute ... That IS MINE.
Fucking thieving bastard.
please dont take credit for Mxy's work.
ROTFLMFAO
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This should be copied and placed in the Writer's Block. We need more fine literature like this.
No. No it shouldn't...unless of course you all want to sit in Michael Jackson's place in the near future. I hope to God that Shazam girl is only sixteen...Otherwise...well, just otherwise. Sick shit this.
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Did she really write this? I thought this was just Mxy taking the piss....
If so, does this mean she is fantasising about losing her cherry to Captain Marvel?
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Did she really write this? I thought this was just Mxy taking the piss....
If so, does this mean she is fantasising about losing her cherry to Captain Marvel?
Appearently. And yeah it would seem so, wouldn't it. This is lower than Reaxy would go for gratification. Poor, poor troubled girl. Reaxy, I think we've solved your woman problem.
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Dear me.
I should move this to the Women forum so people can offer advice on how to lose one's virginity to a fictitious superhero.
In the meantime, in order to fully ventilate the issue, I suggest folks link this thread at the DCMBs.
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Possibly, say, at the Captain Marvel forum.
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Wouldn't that involved actually visiting the DCMBs? If so, count me out.
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I was expecting Mary Marvel to walk in at any moment.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
-Brian Michael Bendis
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As was I. I was disappointed that she didn't join in.
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http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=9233you really should read all 8 chapters, it's funny and disturbing at the same time!!!! it really puts any complaints about modern comics writers filling their stories with sex, violence and profanity into a new light don't it?
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http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=9233
you really should read all 8 chapters, it's funny and disturbing at the same time!!!!
it really puts any complaints about modern comics writers filling their stories with sex, violence and profanity into a new light don't it?
I only complain about them when they're badly done. Now as for comics. . .
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http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=9233
you really should read all 8 chapters, it's funny and disturbing at the same time!!!!
it really puts any complaints about modern comics writers filling their stories with sex, violence and profanity into a new light don't it?
What the fuck???? Who posted my beautiful stories there?! That's it, I'm suing!
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Gee, INMM, I couldn't have written better myself.
Hey, wait a fucking minute ... That IS MINE.
Fucking thieving bastard.
*snap fingers* get outta here, bitch! Billy is MINE!
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Wouldn't that involved actually visiting the DCMBs? If so, count me out.
I was calling for volunteers.
Well well well. I guess its one thing to be a wiccan fan of Captain Marvel, and another to write fan fic about a wiccan who loses her virginity to Captain Marvel, isn't it?
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 DC should put her on a Shazam! book. Hey, they gave NIGHTWING to Devin and -she-... I mean, Tartantula!... got to fuck Nighty! DC, we beseech you! Make another pent-up fangirl's dreams come true!!!
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Y'know...
I think you guys have been really mean to Shazamgrrl, not just in this topic, but consistently, over many topics.
And I really don't understand the reason for it.
So Shazamgrrl has a deep affection for the Shazam characters, and likes them portrayed in the Golden Age, Silver Age/Bronze Age style.
So Shazamgrrl doesn't like Geoff Johns and Johns' portrayal of the JSA and Marvel family characters.
So Shazamgrrl wrote an erotic fanfiction story utilizing the Marvel characters.
SO WHAT ! Why do these opinions of hers solicit relentless harassment of the poor girl.
I really don't get it.
A couple other examples from the recent past:
Wednesday, in the "I remember when..." topic:
page 3 of topic
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I remember when Captain Marvel wasn't a whiny crybaby...
I remember when Captain Marvel Junior was a sweet kid...
I remember when Billy Batson had some guts...
I remember when Mary Batson and Mary Marvel looks like young girls...
I remember when the Marvel Family was big brother - little brother - little sister concept...
Obsess much?
I mean, what a stupid solicitation for an argument. ANYONE on these boards, who responds to ANYTHING can be accused of "obsessing".
And here's I'm Not Mr Mxyzptlk, in the linked "WTF comics" topic:
page 8 of topic
Mxy seems to be leading the charge to harass Shazamgrrl.
This linked topic pretty much establishes the pattern, where you just snipe over and over at the stuff she enjoys, until she finally responds.
In all the topics I've observed, Shazamgrrl expresses an enthusiasm and nostalgic love for the characters in the era she enjoyed them the most.
Whether it's me or T-Dave (a k a First Amongst Daves) or Rob Kamphausen or Shazamgrrl or whoever, we all have favorite characters, and favorite eras by specific creators on those characters.
We all love the work of certain creators.
We all hate the work of certain creators.
So I fail to see why Shazamgrrl gets so much harassment.
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So Shazamgrrl wrote an erotic fanfiction story utilizing the Marvel characters.
SO WHAT ! Why do these opinions of hers solicit relentless harassment of the poor girl.
Uh that's mxy's fanfic story, she's trying to take credit..
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I personally have confronted her on a few occasions when she randomly slags a title or creator. I ask her if there are any titles she does like and exactly why she dislikes said creators. She's never responded. I try to avoid personal attacks, but it sucks when I go to a thread to discuss a topic and get greeted by a Shazamgrrl post that says how much said topic sucks with no explanation why. She may be getting ripped more than other posters, but she's not nearly as innocent as you might think she is.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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plus she stole mxy's story.
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Y'know...
I think you guys have been really mean to Shazamgrrl, not just in this topic, but consistently, over many topics.
And I really don't understand the reason for it.
We make fun of her because she thinks we should all think like her.
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I personally have confronted her on a few occasions when she randomly slags a title or creator. I ask her if there are any titles she does like and exactly why she dislikes said creators.
She's never responded.
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I try to avoid personal attacks, but it sucks when I go to a thread to discuss a topic and get greeted by a Shazamgrrl post that says how much said topic sucks with no explanation why. She may be getting ripped more than other posters, but she's not nearly as innocent as you might think she is.
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We make fun of her because she thinks we should all think like her.
Okay, both these are pretty clear explanations.
There's no shortage of highly opinionated people here (myself included ! ) but I understand better where you're coming from.
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So Shazamgrrl wrote an erotic fanfiction story utilizing the Marvel characters.
SO WHAT ! Why do these opinions of hers solicit relentless harassment of the poor girl.
Uh that's mxy's fanfic story, she's trying to take credit..
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plus she stole mxy's story.
Awww. Now that's just wrong.
But how can it be wrong and still be so damn funny !
You're the unchallenged master, BSAMS...
I guess there's a lesson here, that even in more serious moments, we all need to learn how to laugh.
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Y'know...
I think you guys have been really mean to Shazamgrrl, not just in this topic, but consistently, over many topics.
And I really don't understand the reason for it.
We make fun of her because she thinks we should all think like her.
she reminds me of this Greek guy I know that posts here......Brian something or other.
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I have no gripe with opinionated people. I respect people who have strong opinions and have even adjusted my thinking after discussing topics with them. But when someone's opinion is "this sucks", but they never give an answer when asked "why", then, in my opinion, their opinion doesn't really count.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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 This is supposed to be about Mxy's Captain Marvel opus. All other Captain Marvel erotic fan fiction shall be comopared and defined by this one.
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