RDJL vs. Princes of the Universe
"SPAAAAAANDEEEEX MOOOOOONKEEEYYYYY MAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As the RDJL leader's ring music sounded in the CheeseDome, the wrestling superhero affectionately known to RDCW fans as Spamm, lead his partner Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz to ringside. Accompanying them as usual, was Rosalita, the Human Lovebomb. Rosalita and Tommy gazed at each other affectionately as Spamm posed with his mighty rod, The Monkey for the fans.
"Heeeeerrrrreeeee we are. . .born to be kings. . .we're the Princes of the Uuuuniiiiveeeerrrseee. . ." began to play as the fans loudly jeered. Shortly the song ended, to be replaced by Linkin Park's "Lying to You" As the former Notwedge, Johnny Evil headed to ringside laughing heartily. As the Family member entered the ring with his valet, Ariel, he took the microphone.
JE: "I just thought you fans might like one last chance to hear that music. . .because the Princes of the Universe are dead. . .just like the Captain of Outer Space's career."
*Crowd booes heavily. JE seems to thrive on their anger.
JE: "Now as for you two, I'm ready to compete. So, since the Doctor is allowing substitute partners, I've decided to pick a partner of my own choosing." JE smirks as the RDJL members look on confused. JE quickly turns and points at his valet "Ariel!"
Ariel looks shocked and worried as JE seems pleased with himself.
Monroe: "That's just wrong! She's not a wrestler!"
Marcum: "Hey, what do you expect from a guy who calls himself Johnny Evil!"
As Spamm and Savitz question the decision, JE attempts to calm down Ariel and the referee rings the bell, signalling for the match to start. Ariel climbs out onto the apron as JE continues to comfort her and turns directly into a flying Banana Chop from Spamm! JE rolls through however, and attempts to pin Spamm, grabbing hold of Spamm's tights as well. However he's in the ropes and the ref breaks the hold.
Ariel hops down from the ring apron and begins walking around the ring. JE screams at her to get back in the ring and walks over to where she's standing. As Spamm heads over to them, Ariel pulls a metal folding chair out from under the ring and tosses it at JE. JE grabs the chair and turns immediately, throwing it at Spamm. Spamm manages to catch the chair, but is immediately hit as JE dropkicks him in the face!"
Monroe: "Oh my Gob!"
Marcum: "JE calls that the Making of Flubber! And he just turned Spamm into Flubber for sure!"
JE grabbed the chair and continued to pound Spamm with it as the referee ordered the bell, disqualifying him. Tommy Savitz ran in to help his partner, but was also attacked with a headshot from the chair wielding Johnny Evil. As the ref struggled to regain control, JE laughed maniacly over the bodies of his fallen foes. RDJL members Bibbo and I-Man ran dodwn to ringside to aid their comrades, but JE had already done his damage.
Taking Ariel by the shoulder, JE smiled maliciously and headed to the back as the referee awarded the match to Spamm and Savitz via disqualification!
