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please don't jerk off in the holy water.....we've been getting complaints.
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Hrm.......news flash, "The Rkmbs hit a total, all time low."
Grrrr its more than sacriligious its blasphemous! I mean come on guys..Easter's only a few week away!
Listen to me little lady, Jim can flirt with Wednesday all he wants, and there's nothing you can do about it! Someone here isn't getting invited to the interracial gay wedding, and it's not me.
Um, Wednesday is a bit younger than me, and, um, I don't think he's gay. He's cute, though, no doubt about it. But the "not being gay" part's really um, gonna queer the whole thing.
You and Wed don't to hide your feelings Jim, not anymore. PrincessElisa won't touch you, I promise.
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please don't jerk off in the holy water.....we've been getting complaints.
sorry. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I actually recognize a couple of those pre-altered panels from the original Spider-Man comics, having read many of them recently. The "morning sunshine" one I remember distinctly, though I don't know which issue it was from.
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Bah.
If Spider-Man is truly as amazing as this cartoonist says, then why didn't he prevent the Clone Saga? Or John Byrne's "Chapter One?" Or the "Gwen Stacy fucked the Green Goblin" story?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU, SPIDEY???
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Apparently, Darkknight, you never read the story of Job. Shame on you. All your answers are there (Spider-Man's response to Job's entreaty is truly moving). Also, Spider-Man tends to help those who help themselves. Why didn't you try to stop those horrible tragedies yourself?
Spider-Man is there for all of us. But we must be there to help ourselves as well. Your post reeks of blasphemy and sacrilege!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Blasphemy my assphemy.
If Spidey's so mad at me, let him send his buddy Thor to smite me with lightning or something.
Ow.
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That's no way to talk about Spider-Man. He makes the rainbows. He created the earth and seas and animals. He loves us all. Why must you speak out against Spider-Man? What happened in your life that caused you to turn your back on Spider-Man? As long as you reject Spider-Man's love, you're doomed to burn in the sulphur pits of Mephisto's realm. Or Blackheart's. I forget which. Accept Spider-Man, Darkknight!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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That's no way to talk about Spider-Man. He makes the rainbows. He created the earth and seas and animals. He loves us all. Why must you speak out against Spider-Man? What happened in your life that caused you to turn your back on Spider-Man? As long as you reject Spider-Man's love, you're doomed to burn in the sulphur pits of Mephisto's realm. Or Blackheart's. I forget which. Accept Spider-Man, Darkknight!
I'll consider it...if you learn how to SPELL MY FRIGGIN' USERNAME!
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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D-a-r-k-n-i-g-h-t-6-1-3. Ya big baby!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Any more Spidey Bible stories there - I can't be arsed to search them out! Please help!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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Um, Wednesday is a bit younger than me, and, um, I don't think he's gay.
C'mon J, is your gaydar that out of tune? Wed's practically begging for it!
Putting the "fun" back in Fundamentalist Christian Dogma.
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Why don't you let him say that...(of course, your continued talking...it means...YOU really are the one who's 'wanting' it)
We all wear a green carnation.
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Silly Jim......you think everyone's a homo.
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Hrm.......news flash, "The Rkmbs hit a total, all time low."
Grrrr its more than sacriligious its blasphemous! I mean come on guys..Easter's only a few week away!
I'm offended that you do not think my thread about the holes in Swiss cheese being made from farting bacteria was not the all time low on these boards.
You do know that Easter is a pagan fertility ritual?
Why do you think it consists of eggs and rabbits (as in the fuzzy animals which fuck a lot)?
Besides, everyone knows Jesus ended up in America. Angels gave Mr Smith some gold tablets with the story of Jesus's American adventures etched on them called The Book of Mormon.
Although the angels took the gold tablets back because they were worried about the greed of man, I'm sure Wolverine made a special guest appearance to help boost sales.
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please don't jerk off in the holy water.....we've been getting complaints.
sorry.
That's the last time I use holy water to fill my spa.
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Besides, everyone knows Jesus ended up in America. Angels gave Mr Smith some gold tablets with the story of Jesus's American adventures etched on them called The Book of Mormon.
Although the angels took the gold tablets back because they were worried about the greed of man, I'm sure Wolverine made a special guest appearance to help boost sales.
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Silly Jim......you think everyone's a homo.
You guys talk about the gay stuff more than I do....
We all wear a green carnation.
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please don't jerk off in the holy water.....we've been getting complaints.
sorry.
That's the last time I use holy water to fill my spa.
I'll bet you have smooth, healthy skin, though.
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Silly Jim......you think everyone's a homo.
He's probably being an optimist... instead of seeing the ass as half empty, he sees the ass as half full.
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Yeah, but everytime I take a dip I need anti-fungal cream and a morning after pill.
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Silly Jim......you think everyone's a homo.
He's probably being an optimist... instead of seeing the ass as half empty, he sees the ass as half full.
Very droll. I approve.
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Silly Jim......you think everyone's a homo.
He's probably being an optimist... instead of seeing the ass as half empty, he sees the ass as half full.
There are times, on these boards, I just end up seeing too many asses.... 
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You guys talk about the gay stuff more than I do....
Pure truth...
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Spiderman is everyone's friend!
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I just thought of something. Instead of having Hulk part the Red Sea, Spidey just coulda asked Jean Grey to part it..we already saw in X 2 that she can part raging flood waters really well!
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Has less camp value, though.
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