That Johnson clip is incredible. One moment you see a pitch, you see a bird, and then POOF! It's gone!
That deoderant commercial he did playing dodgeball comes to mind.
"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"
Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.
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