Waitwaitwait I got a better one. I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier. One of my favorite skits.

"So, we're all at the Thanksgiving Day table. Jazz was talking about all the Decepticons he fought, and Ratchet was talking about all the lives he says, and then Optimus looks at me and says 'Well, Ironhide? Got something new in your life?'

'Yeah! I stuck my pecker in a toaster.'"


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream