Dude, why is Penissa talking about my father and shit? MY FATHER IS DEAD YOU ASSHOLE! I'M LEAVING THESE BOARDS FOREVER STARTING TOMORROW AT 10 AM GST BECAUSE OF YOU I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!
Quote: I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said: Dude, why is Penissa talking about my father and shit? MY FATHER IS DEAD YOU ASSHOLE! I'M LEAVING THESE BOARDS FOREVER STARTING TOMORROW AT 10 AM GST BECAUSE OF YOU I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!
good for you. i left the boards forever last night and haven't been back since.
Hey I object....you can't just kill me this is a court of law Balloonknot....you dont just blow away a main character ;p At least not without motive or reason.
Anyways, back to the story. As court reconvenes the next day, the ever so cutely, dressed princess this time with sparkly, diamond earrings, and hair pulled back, resumes her seat and waits for PJP to call his first witness.
BK! That's not nice.....didnt your kindergarten teacher sing you the *love one another, love one another, this IS the HAPPY way we love one another* song when you were little?? Tsk, tsk...
Your honor.....I was going to call witnesses and try to defend my clients innocence no matter how long or how hard I had to fight........But I don't feel like it anymore..............*Hands Grimm an envelope with 10,000.00 cash in it*......My clients are innocent you know it I know it.....so in short I move we dismiss this case because of the Princesses horrible conduct and bad form.............Thank You.
Yeah, I just spent all night writing a 9 page paper on residential solar power..fuck.
Anyway, BSAMS and Mxy don't have time to be arsed right now..they are busy ensuring that chaos theory does in fact have relevance in today's society. Isn't qualitatively insuring that chaos theory, does in fact exist and have application, outwiegh a SWF from Texas? Although having never seen a picture of Elisa I am not sure they outwiegh her.
Feeling ever so confident, the beautiful princess arises and ever so elgantly counters with, "Your honor....yet more evidence that PJP knows nothing of the judicial system. I mean bribing an amazing justice figure like yourself?? Totally proposterous!"
Walking towards the bench the princess asks, "May I approach the bench?"
Leaning forward she whispers to the bench where PJP can barely hear, "You are aware of the consequences of accepting such a blatant bribe in public? Getting disbarred, never being able to practice law again, forced to rome the RKMBS late at night looking for meaning in life."
Pausing the princess leaves forwards and whispers," You could just spare yourself the agony and defy the defendents request and live a life known by its integrity, honesty, character, righteousness, and remain known forever as 'upholding justice for the widows, orphans, and princesses of the world.'"
Gazing into the Honorable Grimm's eyes, Elisa knew he would make the right decision and combat the forces of evil.
Darn it........I didnt have time to post before Grimm made his decision.
"Let the record reflect the judge's known evil decision." Eyeing PJP the princess mutters, "see you in civil court." Packing up her papers, she strolls out of the courtroom plotting her next move.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Darn it........I didnt have time to post before Grimm made his decision.
"Let the record reflect the judge's known evil decision." Eyeing PJP the princess mutters, "see you in civil court." Packing up her papers, she strolls out of the courtroom plotting her next move.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Darn it........I didnt have time to post before Grimm made his decision.
"Let the record reflect the judge's known evil decision." Eyeing PJP the princess mutters, "see you in civil court." Packing up her papers, she strolls out of the courtroom plotting her next move.
like transgender surgery.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Party at my house on Friday to celebrate my newfound freedom!
HEY Those weren't meant to go together. I am not transexual darn it. I mean come on....my parents were southern baptist home missionaries my like entire life, how could I turn out that demented? Grrrrrrrrs.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: HEY Those weren't meant to go together. I am not transexual darn it. I mean come on....my parents were southern baptist home missionaries my like entire life, how could I turn out that demented? Grrrrrrrrs.
We don't care about your preference for sexual positions...we don't wanna hear that stuff...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
I know I don't care because Elisa is a girl and I am a big flamer.
I would give natalie portman good direction...take off your clothes bitch...suck my dick bitch...play with your pussy whore...go and get me a soda bitch!
--PJP, Poet Laureate, Esq.
