Sneaky Bunny enters the ring as the entire Family applauds her. She reaches the center of the ring and bows to the booing fans and to the Family. Louie hands her the mic.
SB: Surprise! Thank you for your concern. I feel much better - bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!
The Family laughs and claps. Sneaky Bunny walks over to Joe Mama, who looks to be the happiest person in the ring. She hands him the mic and the pair high-five each other. Then they turn to the camera, Joe Mama drapes an arm across Sneaky Bunny's shoulders, and lifts the mic to speak.
JM: It's funny how things turn out, isn't it? Here everyone was, doubting the Family and yapping about how Sneaky Bunny would NEVER accept an invitation to join the Family, even if one of her best friends and biggest supporters was the one doing the offering! I'll bet there's a lot of people in the stands and in the back feeling MIGHTY silly right now!
You see, when I finally got to talk to Sneaky Bunny face-to-face, I didn't try to appeal to her as a friend. I didn't babble any garbage about friendship and loyalty like PenWing did! I didn't make veiled threats about what would happen if Sneaky Bunny refused my offer like PenWing did! I kept it strictly about business: where she stood versus where she could stand. I was blunt about what I thought of her as a wrestler and a competitor. And then I gave her a fact that surprised her when she heard it:
You see, according to those in the RDCW's executive committee, by virtue of her win-loss record, Sneaky Bunny is the #1 Contender for the Women's Boobie Belt, and has been for a few months now! Imagine her surprise when she heard that! And imagine my surprise when I found out that she's mentioned wanting a title shot and was told by...certain people "all in due time, just be patient". You see, PenWing wasn't being completely honest when he told everyone his side of things.
So, let's make this official...Sneaky?
Sneaky Bunny smiles at Joe Mama and takes the mic from his hands. She pauses, ruffles Joe Mama's hair a bit, then turns to the camera.
SB: Meeko! I want my title shot at Robblemania!!!
Monroe: I can't believe it! After everything that's happened, not only has Sneaky Bunny turned on her friends, but now she wants to be rewarded for it!
Madman: It's not about friends! It's about the business of titles, and Meeko has been dodging her "friend" for too long!
Sneaky Bunny gives the mic back to Joe Mama.
JM: And now that we've made our intentions clear about that, let's give you a vision of things to come!
Joe Mama takes his Inter-Cunt-Inental Title off his shoulder and wraps it around Sneaky Bunny's waist, snapping it in place. Then he lifts her onto his shoulder as the rest of the Bastardo Family applauds her.
JM: You're all looking at the next Women's Boobie Belt Champion! See you at RobbleMania!
The crowd continues to boo as the Bastardo Family applauds each other and Sneaky Bunny in particular. Joe Mama turns to Johnny Evil and tosses him the mic, then motions for him to "take the stage". He steps back with Sneaky Bunny still on his shoulder and makes room for Johnny Evil...
