*Backstage, Captain Sammitch is watching footage of his match against Nowhereman at No Way Out of the Closet when PenWing enters the locker room.*

PW: Hey, partner, I've got some good news. Meeko is going to be released tomorrow.

CS: That's good. But what are we going to do about the mess we're in? Our coalition has done nothing but disintegrate since the Rumble, while the Bastardo Family has gotten stronger. Sneaky Bunny was just the latest to turn on us. And you know she's gunning for Meeko. Plus, the Legbreakererses have been targeting you nonstop since Stupid Dogg lost the Table Royal. And to top it off, we both lost our titles.

PW: I know things look bad, but while we lost our individual titles, look what we gained. (PenWing holds out his Tag Team Donkey Lovin title belt, and points to Sammitch's belt lying next to him.) What we pulled off at No Way Out of the Closet, not only defeating the now defunct Princes of the Universe, but also the combined forces of King Snarf and Joe Mama, that may have been our greatest achievement in the RDCW.

CS: You know something? You're right. There were three Bastardo Family members in that match, and even though one of them was supposed to lose, the other two really wanted these belts. We totally kicked their asses.

PW: Yes we did. And we're not finished yet. Tonight, I am going to sign the contract to face King Snarf for the Heavyweight Cheese Title at Robblemania. And at Robblemania, well, you know what Meeko has been working on...

CS: (smiling) That I do. And you know what, there's something I can do for us tonight too. Something big.

PW: Do tell.

CS: No. I think I'll let my actions let speak for me. Keep your eyes peeled, champ. Let's kick some asses.

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