Pinball Wizard plays, and Spandex makes his way to the ring. Rosalita is not with him, but he doesn't notice as the crowds cheer and join in his cry of SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!! After the yell, he makes his way to the ring, mic in hand, and speaks
SMM: Two words to Johnny Evil: Bring It On, Loser!
Marcum:That's four words, Dumbass!
The crowd cheers, and chants of SPANDEX! are taken up
SMM: Robblemania is the greatest event in the wrestling calendar, and on that hallowed night the Bastardo Family will receive their first taste...of justice.
But you're not the only, or even the most important, thing on my mind. We all saw what Vince had to say! He thinks he can just come in here with his collection of jobbers and trannies and take over! Not on my watch.
Monroe:Spandex Monkey Man doesn't seem too keen on the Worst Wrestling Ever!
Marcum:Why should he? Everyone hates them!
SMM: I used to know some of the men who worked for the promotions you destroyed. Taking down Woefully Crap Wrestling, with it's hackneyed storylines and wrestlers that make your boys look talented, was an acceptable move, but you crosse a line when you took Extremely Cool Wrestling. If you come her I will PERSONALLY kick your ass all the way to hell and back!
Pinball Wizard plays, and Spandex poses for the crowd as they cheer and chant RDJL!
