We come back from a commercial to see Fantastic standing in the ring. He looks uncharacteristically serious.
JF: At No Way Out of The Closet, I lost in my second title bout to Son of Mxy. Fair enough, he was the better man. But that match set me to thinking. Snce I arrived here, I've had decidedly little luck in the ring. True, I've faced up against some of the biggest names in the biz. But evcery single time, I've lost.
It's this that's led me to make the decision I'm here to announce. As of tonight, I am leaving the Bond Brigade.
Gasps are heard around the cheesedome
Marcum: Haha! He's realised that he can't beat the Bastardos! Maybe now he'll go crawling back to Louie!
Monroe: I gotta admit, I'm dissapointed! I'd have thought that Fantastic would've had more nerve.
Marcum: He's realised that he can't beat the Bastardo's!
JF: Don't get me wrong, I'd rather die than go back to the Bastard Family. But, well, every wrestler needs experience, and Ian Bond and Chris seem determined to take on The Bastardo's, and right now I'm feeling a little outgunned.
Marcum:He'll always be outgunned! The Bastardo's are invincible! INVINCIBLE!!
JF: I've been in a stable ever since I came here. It's about damn time I stopped using a safety net.
Last edited by James_Fantastic; 2005-03-15 6:56 AM.