Non-Title Match: The Divas vs The AniBabes
Although the AniBabes impressed the crowd with their teamwork and meshing of both mat wrestling, high-impact moves, and brawling, the Divas managed to pull out the win when Stareena was able to execute a Sunset Flip on Bianca near the ropes and cinch the pin with help from a handful of tights.
Contract Signing For Robblemania XXI’s Main Event
Mike "The Mouth" Monroe is standing in the red-carpeted ring with a mic in hand, along with senior official Lothar.
Monroe: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now time for the Robblemania contract signing!
(Pops from the crowd)
Monroe: First, I'd like to ask our general manager, The Doctor, to come out to the ring.
"War Pigs blasts over the speakers as The Doctor makes his way to the ring with the contract. Monroe hands him the mic.
Doc: I have in my hands the contract for the main event at Robblemania! Lothar, would you please examine it.
The Doctor hands the contract to Lothar, and gives the mic back to Monroe:
Monroe: Lothar, is the contract ready to be signed?
Lothar: It is.
Monroe: Then let's have the challenger, the winner of the RDCW Rumble and one half of the Tag Team Donkey Lovin’ Champions, PenWing, come out to the ring!
"Rock and Roll Part 2" blasts over the speakers and the crowd roars as PenWing makes his way to the ring, the tag title around his waist, and his trusty Sherwood in his hand.
Monroe: PenWing, congratulations on winning the Rumble. You now have a chance at Robblemania to become the Heavyweight Cheese champion! How do you feel right now?
PenWing: I gotta admit, I feel pretty good. I just wish Meeko could be standing here next to me right now.
Monroe: Speaking of Meeko, I understand that the contract has been faxed to her, and she has approved it.
PenWing: That's why I'm standing here right now, Monroe. So, as Sammitch likes to say, lets get it started.
Monroe: All right then. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your Heavyweight Cheese Champion, King Snarf!
The crowd boos as "When It All Goes Wrong Again" starts playing and King Snarf makes his way to the ring accompanied by Louie Bastardo.
Monroe: King Snarf, your thoughts on what could prove to be a monumental match?
Snarf: Monumental? Pffft! Hardly! And by the way, Louie wrote up some additional documents I need PenWing to sign...
Monroe: What kind of documents?
Bastardo: Why, they're waivers removing any liability from the Champ should PenWing sustain any injuries that would force him to retire!
Monroe: Oh, for the love of... I will now hand to mic over to The Doctor for the contract signing.
Doc: Thank you, Monroe. Gentlemen, this contract has been approved by both of your managers, senior official Lothar, and earlier today, but Gob himself. King Snarf, as the champion, you sing first.
Doc hands Snarf signs the contract, which he sings and hands back.
Doc: PenWing, your signature makes the match official.
Doc hands the contract over to PenWing, who signs it and hands it back. Both The Doctor and Lothar look it over one more time.
Doc: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that at the main event at Robblemania, King Snarf will defend the Heavyweight Cheese Championship against Pen-
Son of Mxy's music starts up. As the fans cheer and those in the ring turn to look up the ramp for the Second Generation Superstar to arrive, Son of Mxy leapfrogs over the announcer's table sides into the ring, swipes the contract from the Doctor's hand, and signs it himself. Then he hands the contract back to The Doctor, delivers Subject-Verb Agreements to both PenWing and King Snarf, and slides out of the ring. He walks up the ramp and into the back as the crowd cheers and chants his name.
Marcum: The was the weirdest, most amazing thing I've ever seen! It looks like the title will be defended in a triple-threat match after all!
