Fifteen Minute Challenge: James Fantastic vs King Snarf
"When It All Goes Wrong Again" blasts over the speakers as King Snarf makes his way to the ring. He steps inside and raises the Heavyweight Cheese belt to the booing fans. "Paper Plane" starts playing and the crowd cheers as the "One and Only" James Fantastic runs down the ramp. He quickly climbs the ropes and nails Snarf with a Super-Cool. He then goes back to the ropes and executes The One and Only.
Marcum: What's Jimmy Flipflop doing? He has to last 15 minutes to get a title shot! It's only been two!
Fantastic slides out of the ring and runs up the ramp. Lothar starts counting.
Marcum: Has the ex-Brigadier lost his mind!? He's going to get counted out!
Fantastic disappears as the ref gets halfway through the count, and then bolts back down the ramp with his guitar and a mic. He slides back under the ropes to break the count, and then slides back out, grabs a chair, and renters the ring. Lothar has some words with him, but doesn't interfere with Fantastic since he's not attacking Snarf, still lying in the center of the ring.
Monroe: Buhgawd! I think he's going to sing for us!
Marcum: Oh no. King Snarf! Wake up!
Fantastic finishes setting up the mic and chair, and takes a seat with his guitar in hand.
Fantastic: Ladies and Gentlemen, with King Snarf laid out in the center of the ring, and only being five minutes into the match, I'd like to take some time and sing you some of my favorite songs while we wait for the fifteen-minute clock to wind down.
Marcum: For the love of Gob, someone please stop this!
Fantastic starts to sing “Suspicious Minds” for the cheering fans. Completely engrossed in his performance, he doesn't notice King Snarf start to stir. Suddenly, Snarf tips up to his feet and pulls the chair out from under Fantastic. He then knees him in the face and sets him up for a Bastard-Bomb. Snarf follows it up with a headlock, and Fantastic taps with seven minutes to go on the clock.
