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Pig Iron said:
You'd think the smell would have given them away...That Ace needs a photo to prove his point???



And why the bloody hell do they need to keep their secret identity from a DOG?

I can see it now.

Tabloid reporter: "Hello, National Enquirer."

Ace: "Arf arf! Woof woof arf Bow-wow gruff!!" (I know Batman's secret identity!)

Tabloid reporter: "What's that? A little boy fell down a well?"

Ace: "Bow-wow arf bark woof! Ruff arf gruff woof!" (Batman is Bruce Wayne! Robin is Dick Grayson!)

Tabloid: "And a mountain lion is jumping down the hole after him?"

Ace: "WOOF WOOF ARF! BOW-WOW ARF WOOF!" (No, you fucking idiot! I'm trying to tell you Batman is really Bruce Wayne!)

Tabloid: "Well, don't you worry, pal. We'll get that little boy out of the well and away from that mountain lion in just a jiffy!"

Ace: "RUFF AROOOOOOOO!" (Ah, screw it!)

"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey "If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script