Spandex Monkey Man/Tommy Savitz/Shinobi Spade vs. Klinton/The Liberal Conspiracy

Despite obvious tension between Tommy Savitz and Spandex Monkey Man, the RDJL roared to victory in spectacular fashion tonight.

The Liberal Conspiracy, aided by close friend Klinton, were first down to the ring, enteringto their familiar Fahrenheit 911 entrance theme. The RDJL then followed, without Rosalita.

Marcum: Hey, where's Spandex Monkey Man's sidekick?

Monroe: She's been banned from ringisde after her interference last week

Marcum: Tommy doesn't look too pleased!

Whomod started in the ring for The Liberals, whilst Savitz stepped into the ring for the RDJL. However Whomod went for him before the bell went, nailing him with a Running DDT before hitting a Liberalizm (springboard dropkick). Savitz seemed unfased by this, however, and was quickly able to hoist himself to his feet before nailing an Anaesthetist. Unfortunately this landed Whomod in TLC's corner, and he tagged in Jim Jackson.

Jackson flattened Savitz with a Headscissor Takedown before going for an anklelock. Savitz was able to wriggle free of the hold, but could not help but be subjected to a sleeper hold before Jackson flipped him over and went for a Lionsault. Savitz kicked out on two, and staggered back to his corner to tag in Spade.

Spade went to work on Jackson, nailing him with a Deuces Wild before going for a one-eyed king. Whilst Jackson styaggered back from the move the ice-cold man of mystery went for a Royal Flush, but Klinton entered the ring and grabbed Spade before he could go into the pin, and Spade was flipped out of the arena by a Big Gay Clinch (belly-to-belly suplex). Spandex Monkey Man helped Spade to his feet and got him back into the ring, but Jackson was prepared and dropped Spade with a Missile Dropkick before going for a pin.

Spade was able to use a wild card to break out of the pin, and tagged in the leader of the RDJL. Spandex Monkey Man then proceeded to dominate the match, at one point flattening both Jim and Whomod with a Flying Banana Chop. Savitz then entered the ring to work over Jackson, but an angry Spamm ordered him to leave. Savitz obeyed, but not before grabbing Whomod and suplexing him out of the ring with an Anaesthetist. Spandex then performed a Monkey Drop before pinning Jackson for the victory.