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You got it wrong, pariah and uschi are a couple. PJP is the only one for me.


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I think he means the him rex


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Then I'm all alone with... noone?!

Fuck. Guess I'll give a ringy ding and a ding-a-ling to one of the girls in LA...



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cheap telephone bastard...


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I got an expensive one now! Getchur facts straight!


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I think he means the him rex





Oh. I really should change my screen name again.


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indeed. I don't want people thinking I want in your pants...



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ah, teekay....


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Nah. My bad. I'll be TK for the last time. Again.


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Food-borne illness

All foods naturally contain small amounts of bacteria. But poor handling of food, improper cooking or inadequate storage can result in bacteria multiplying in great enough numbers to cause illness.

Parasites, viruses, toxins and chemicals also can contaminate food. Food-borne illness from these sources, however, is less common than food-borne illness caused by bacteria.

Signs and symptoms of food poisoning vary with the source of contamination. Generally diarrhea, nausea, abdominal pain and sometimes vomiting occur within hours after eating contaminated food.

Whether you become ill after eating contaminated food depends on the organism, the amount of exposure, your age and your health. High-risk groups include:

Older adults. As you get older, your immune system may not respond as quickly and effectively to infectious organisms as when you were younger.
Infants and young children. Their immune systems haven't fully developed.
People with chronic disease. Having a chronic condition, such as diabetes or AIDS, or receiving chemotherapy or radiation therapy for cancer reduces your immune response.
If you develop food poisoning:

Rest and drink plenty of liquids.
Don't use anti-diarrheal medications because they may slow elimination of bacteria from your system.
Food-borne illness often improves on its own.

Dial 911 or call for emergency medical assistance if:

You have severe symptoms, such as watery diarrhea that turns bloody within 24 hours.
You belong to a high-risk group.
You suspect botulism poisoning. Botulism is a potentially fatal food poisoning that results from the ingestion of a toxin formed by certain spores in food. Botulism toxin is most often found in home-canned foods, especially green beans and tomatoes. Signs and symptoms usually begin 12 to 36 hours after eating the contaminated food and may include headache, blurred vision, muscle weakness and eventual paralysis. Some people also have nausea and vomiting, constipation, urinary retention, difficulty breathing and dry mouth. These signs and symptoms require immediate medical attention.

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What? SD Con already happened? I thought it was a few months off?

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call captain dictionary and have him look up "Preview" for ya


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I figured he just taped it or something and was only showing a little bit of what already happened. *shrug*

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call captain dictionary and have him look up "Preview" for ya



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Quote:

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I figured he just taped it or something and was only showing a little bit of what already happened. *shrug*



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EAT SHIT!

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Saucy!


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Arby-Q Saucy!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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By the way Uschikins, the Internet told me that you'll only be 29% sexually satisfied with me. Despite fucking 20 times a week until July 5, 2072.


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the internet told me 97% the first time I asked it...


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Alas, it is a fickle bitch.


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The internet told me to masturbate more.


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Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.

Nobody ever loved me like she does,
Oo, she does, yeh, she does.
And if somebody loved me like she do me,
Oo, she do me, yes, she does.

Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.

I’m in love for the first time.
Don’t you know it’s gonna last.
It’s a love that lasts forever,
It’s a love that had no past.

Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.

And from the first time that she really done me,
Oo, she done me, she done me good.
I guess nobody ever really done me,
Oo, she done me, she done me good.

Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down, don’t let me down.

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the internet told me that for just $29.95 a month I could have a bigger penis.


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...In your mouth?


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hah...I think she could get that for free...


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2,995 times!


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there's no green here! take that back!


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I'm still waiting for you to find that string of pearls in my pant pocket!

Over two years and counting...


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Well, it's stuck.


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Jiggle it!


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roit, now don' start tha' again!


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Buggah!


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we yo' frund 'tull th' vurry endddd


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FUCK YOU,YOU FUCKING COCK SHIT!!

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yeah, I'll bet you just wanna stick it roit up her bum, eh mate?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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