-I'm not sure, but I think I'm in love. But not really.
-I think I was a knight in one of my former lives.
-Apparently, in the Chinese Zodiac, Dogs are most compatible with other Dogs, Pigs, Horses and Tigers. All this stuff about interspecies dating sounds SO wrong.
-At least once in your life, you've all eaten cat. And earthworms.
-Despite my damndest to start opening up, I still wonder why I do so to complete strangers here. Do you really want to know of my struggles when you have your own to deal with?
-I watched helplessly as one of my former high school classmates died from being hit by a truck. She was almost certainly brain-dead at the scene. All my mom and I could do was keep her body warm with a blanket. She officially died a few days later.
-Is marriage healthy?
-Hell is just a state of mind.
-If I had the opportunity to hump a fictional alien, I think I'd have a go with a Wookiee. Kiddin'! Damn. I'd hump a Hutt.
-Pale white girls with black girl-sized asses are the latest thing.
-I don't know what I want or what to do for my birthday. June 25, by the way. I'll be 23, but I already feel like I'm close to retirement.
-Star Wars used to be cooler than Star Trek. But now, both franchises suck.
-Kobe was guilty.
-Why must everything be Red and Blue now? What're we, some fuckin' Gang Nation?!
-I wish I could eat a Choco Taco a day. The DESSERT, you perverts.
-For all you haters, soy isn't all that bad. Still, it's not as good as a stack of pancakes. Delicious golden pancakes. If I can find a girl who can bend like a pretzel, make pancakes and is just as much a omni-geek as I am, I'll marry her.
-Cheech is no one near as cool as Chong.
-Everybody must see The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy when it comes out in April.
-When I die, I'd like a 'Nawlins/Viking Funeral combo. I'd like a band playing and dancing down the middle of the street to the edge of the shore, where they'd place my body on a barge and light that sumbitch up as it sinks into the sunset.
