Ah, but I don't. My therapist and I get along spectacularly. Hell, I haven't really said much to the PO, but I get your point. It's kind of like my jokes about assassinating Courtney Love, firing a Carl Gustav at Oakley, etc.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People