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We open up with HBK coming out!
I gotta say those clothes he wears to the ring are mega gay!
His opponent is Rob "I'm gonna job" Conway,who is of course accompanied By Sylvia Greeny!
Earl Hebner tries to molest Conway!
Stuff happens but its pretty predictable!
HBK gets Irish whipped into corner,flips over the top of the turnbuckle & hits the floor.
Greeny hits him with his flag!
HBK is back in the ring,now he's not!
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I gotta say those clothes he wears to the ring are mega gay!
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We open up with HBK coming out!
and how!
hbk's gimmick is quite old. sure, i'm the guy who loves the 85 year-old hogan and undiestaker shtick, but... hbk's is exceptionally dated. the theme song, the chain mail... things... i hate it.
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I got nothing wrong with the music,but the name & the outfit are a joke.
How can a guy who is knocking on the door of 50 still be called Kid?
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We are back & HBK has done his go over the ropes but hold on trick a la Royal Rumble!
Michaels has the upper hand now!
Greeny is up on the apron & of course gets twated!
Flying elbow drop to Conway & now he's tuning up the band!
Sweet chin music (gay finisher name) & 1-2-3,Michaels wins!
Suprise sur-fucking-prise!
We get the life story of Kurt Angle that leads into stuff about his WM with HBGAY,then shows highlights from his career,then goes back to WMXXI!
Fuck,I forgot about the time he did a moonsault off the top of a cage!
Tajiri & Regal are talking to Chita & Skanky in a corridor!
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hmm... mebbe milo and otis will sneak attack hogan and american-flag clad rocky?
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say what you want about Skanky.....I just gotta hand it to her how freakin bubbly she is.......so full of life.
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say what you want about Skanky.....I just gotta hand it to her how freakin bubbly she is.......so full of life.
i love her.
but her opponents tonight?
wow.
"and now, coming to the ring... all the leftover characters!"
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wow trish looks better than ever.
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Question?
When is WWE going to realize Simon Dean can't wrestle, has horrible mic skills, has a flabby puny girly body and is fucking annoying.
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Simon Dean is Li'l Jimmy Norton?
Just kidding...Norton has mic skills.
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No write up for that match as my internet connection went down,must have been the server!
Suffice to say Skanky beat Molly which is bullshit!
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your internet server was right
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BAck from ads.
Stone Cold will be at WM....blah blah blah!
Clip of him beating up Vince in hospital!
Here comes the Game with no Grand Wizard Flair!
He is in civies,so no match I am guessing.
That means he is uh gonna talk uh about his uh match at uh Wrestlemania uh!
He picks up a chair from outside & takes it into the ring and sets it up in the middle!
He sits down!
He says nobody likes him!
He says he created the future of this business & made both Mandy Shortone & Shatista!
He says some stuff about Evolution being great!
Apparently Shortone & Shatista are jealous!
He says Mandy is grovellng for scraps at WM to make himself a name!
When Mandy was Motorhea.....Evolution,he was a star!
Shatista is the same!
He goes on about more stuff........I'm bored!
Blah blah blah,I'm the best everyone is is crap!
Apparently the Kane/Shatista match will be a lumberjack match with the lumberjacks handpicked by HHH!
He says Shatista broke his heart!
This is the longest promo in the history of wrestling,now wonder he needed a chair!
Please bring on the next ad break!
YESSSSSS AD!!
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There was absolutely no heat for that match as there has been no history between these guys.
Simon Dean,Molly & Gayven are totally out of place in that match!
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Back!
Here comes Y2J!
His partner tonight is Shelton Benjamin (when will they give him an actual storyline or feud?)!
Christian is acompanied by the big gay pharoah!
And once again,Edge is his tag partner!
Much as we all wanted the return of the E&C dynasty,their current personalities do not work together!
Jericho & Christian start things off!
I never get tired of seeing these two working together.
Edge is knocked off the apron & Christian is thrown over the ropes.
A baseball slide from Jericho knocks down all three heels,and then Benjamin does a suicide dive over the top rope onto them as well!
Edge is now in the ring,and Y2J soon tags in Benjamin!
Edge gets the upper hand & tags Christian back in!
Christian goads Y2J so ref chastises Y2J while Benjamin is double teamed!
Benjamin fires back but falls down & crawls towards Jericho!
Jericho fires up on both guys even hitting a double bulldog on both guys at the same time!
Lionsault onto Christian,Walls of Jericho on Edge then a drop kick to Tomko but this allows him to get attacked from behind!
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Back & both Jericho & Christian tag out!
Benjamin fires up on both Edge & Christian!
Edge goes to the floor for Christian to jump off his back & squash Benjamin in the corner but Benjamin reverses it!
Jericho is in to help Benjamin but gets hit by the big gay pharoah!
Stinger splash to Christian,but Edge goes for a spear & gets kicked in the face!
Benjamin then misses a stinger splash on Edge & gets twatted by Christain with the ring bell & Edge gets the pin!
Christian & Edge beat up on Benjamin & Jericho but down comes Benoit & trashes both only to be hit by Shyton Tomko with a ladder!
We get a promo for the Kane/Shatista match & Shatista appears to be green!
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The lumberjacks are all talking & in comes Flair!
He says they have all been screwed by Shatista!
Lumberjacks are:
La Resistance
Simon Dean
The Arabs
Coach
Chris Masters
Shitsky
Gayven
Viscera
He offers one of them a chance to join Evolution.......they all go WHOOOOOO!!
Shatista is looking at a shirt!
Bisch comes in to apologise about the Lumberjack match as he knew nothing about it!
He says he will be proud of him if he wins the title at WM!
Shatista says Bisch should run for office!
Then comes back & says better yet,he should be a used car salesman!
Mandy is talking to Stacey!
He says he is a useless gay wanker........well thats what I hear!
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The fact that you've made it this far in the broadcast shows you have an iron constitution, Nowhereman. I'd be voiding my bowels in the bathroom by the twenty-minute mark if I subjected myself to this shite-fest. RACK you!
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Yes, Rack Nowhereman.
Joe knows what time it is.
I tried to watch it tonight, but all those fuckers can do is drone on and on about Wrestlemania.
I guess thier thinking is that maybe people won't buy it after the 50th mention, but mention it 51 times, and the buy rates will skyrocket!
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FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Smackdown rebound!
Out comes Mandy & Stacey so he can talk a bit!
Christ,wasnt we punished enuff with the HHH speech?
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!
He has a new Mandy Shortone t-shirt with all the legends he has defeated on the back & he has Undertaker on it!
The audience boos his gay arse!
We now get a promo clip of the gaylord!
He says there is something he has wanted to do for ages & kisses Stacey!
The audience half cheer,half boo!
Is he gonna RKO her now?
Yes!
Well that was totally expected.........fucking pathetic!
Well I spose thats one way to turn him back to being a heel in time for WM!
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stacey is down on the ground in a vicious attack!
...quick! send in the refs!!
no, not ....medics? ...or security guards .... or, face wrestlers
the refs will ... count her out!
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Gay Hogan clip!
Here comes Benoit with taped ribs & the big gay pharoah is already in the ring!
Benoit does some Germans then hits a flying headbutt,but Tomko kicks out!
Benoit tries for another German but Tomko reverses & starts punching him!
Crippler crossface & Tomko taps.
So,we get 20 minute promos for HHH & Mandy,but a two minute match for Benoit!
Michaels is backstage in a suit & the arabs come up to him!
Hassan goes on about not being at WM again!
Michaels says he will give him a chance to prove himself by having a match with him next week,and he will show him why people call him Mr.Wrestlmania!
Which people is that then Shawn?
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New WM ad with Heidenshite and a whole buncha other guys trying to do the Taxi driver "you talking to me?" line!
Pretty funny!
Michael Cole is gay!
Shatista & Big Show are actually the funniest but the Shitsky bit is worth a laugh too!
Apparently they are gonna be doing an awards ceremony on wwe.com for these ads!
Out come HHH & Flair,followed by the lumberjacks!
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JR says that Bisch told him that HHH & Bisch will have a face off next week,but neither HHH or JR seem to know what a face off is exactly!
Kane makes his way to the ring!
I dont understand this lumberjack thing as some of these guys have problems with Kane as well!
Here comes steroid boy!
HHH is gonna be doing commentary as well!
To two giants lock up!
Then lock up again!
Bodyslam to Kane then Shatista goes outs ide & hits the arabs!
Kane comes out & hits Shatista!
Chris Masters hits Shatista!
Kane gets hit by a crappy clothesline!
HHH asks if anyone had heard of Shatista before he joined Evolution!
JR says no!
So he never saw him when he was partnered with D'von Dudley!
Kane beats on Shatista a bit!
Big uppercut on Shatista & a drop kick to Shatistas head (he was on his knees).
Now they are trading punches!
Sidewalk slam to Shatista!
Kane goes to the apron,kicks Shitsky then goes to the top turnbuckle only to be "Ric Flaired" by Shatista!
Vertical suplex to Kane!
Running clothesline on Kane!
Kane goes for chokeslam but Shatista kicks out & goes for Shatista bomb but Kane rams him into the turnbuckle!
Kane goes outide & fights Shitsky & Dean,Viscera attacks him & Shatista gets beaten up by everyone else!
Edge,Christian & Tomko run down & attack Kane!
Shatista starts killing all the lumberjacks!
Shatista re-enters the ring & beats up Edge etc!
Kane chokeslams him but Shatista kicks out!
Kane goes for a tombstone but Shatista fights out & hits a spinebuster!
Crappy Shatista bomb & he gets the pin!
Talk about making Kane look weak!
End of show!
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Question?
When is WWE going to realize Simon Dean can't wrestle, has horrible mic skills, has a flabby puny girly body and is fucking annoying.
Dude! That's fucking Nova! Show some motherfucking respect! It's not his fault WWE isn't utilizing him to his full potential.
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All hail King Snarf!
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What else do you expect from this guy? 
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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What else do you expect from this guy?
Now that's Cool!.....PJP Cool!
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When is WWE going to realize Simon Dean can't wrestle, has horrible mic skills, has a flabby puny girly body and is fucking annoying.
Dude! That's fucking Nova! Show some motherfucking respect! It's not his fault WWE isn't utilizing him to his full potential.
That guy is a fucking TOOL!.....However, it is not a surprise to me that you like him.
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Man, you don't know anything. Nova is the bomb! You may not enjoy his character (which I enjoy, actually; reminds me of DDP's self-help guru shtick, and that's not a bad thing...), but try not to confuse the character with the man.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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DDP's character was veryy funny.................I'm sorry in this case both the character and the man are losers......just my opinion though.
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Snarfbaby needed to elaborate!
Nova was good in ECW.
He is indeed - a complete tool in the WWE.
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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Thanks for the report, Nowhereman! It sounded fucking painful!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
I shit on Hogan!
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See that video of Sid Vicious breaking his leg,that was like a minor scratch compared to watching RAW this week!
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See that video of Sid Vicious breaking his leg,that was like a minor scratch compared to watching RAW this week!
I bet!
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