RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women So, you want out of the "Friend Zone"...

No, no, Brian, he's right.

First time I got a chick to kiss me, we were drunk. (Yay Bacardi!) Well, after another round of drinking, and a lot more... uh... the next morning, she gave me the friend speech.

A while later, I found out from her roommate she was fucking at least three other guys at the same time she was turning me into an unshaven, bitter, misogynistic lush.

I've given up on women. Gone into my late-Era Beatles look. Always did like Paul's hermit beard.