Pinball Wizard plays, and Spandex Monkey Man makes his way down to the ring, accompanied by Tommy, Punch/Counterpunch and Hulk. Rosalita is once again notable by her absence. Spandex gets into the ring, and speaks
SMM: Greetings, fans of the RDCW! Tonight is undoubtedly a big night for the RDJL!
Major pops from the crowd, and a chant of R-D-J-L!
SMM: Thankyou very much. Tonight, Bibbo and I-Man will be facing off against The Company and The Dark Lords in a triple threat tag match. I don't need to tell you how dangerous those men are. Well, the Dark Lords, at any rate!
Laughter from the crowd
SMM: On a slightly more serious note, Hulk will be facing off against Johnny Evil tonight. Hulk, leave a little bit for me won't you? Otherwise there'll be nothing left for the match at Robblemania!
Hulk Hollers HULK SMASH PUNY JOHNNY EVIL!
SMM: Finally, Myself and Tommy will be facing off against Joe Mama and King Snarf in a match to determine who will face off against Penwing and Sammitch at Robblemania for the Tag team Championship.
Tommy grabs a microphone and speaks
TS: I would also like to announce that my tag oartner has forbidden his sidekick, Rosalita, from ringside, in what can only amount to a surefire determination to get our arses kicked.
SMM: Look, you saw what happened last time, didn't you? I'm not having people from my team interfere in a match. Besdies, when she did that we lost, so it works both ways.
TS: They're the Bastardo's! They're gonna have the whole Family at Ringside!
SMM: Hmmm, that's a point. Still, you know what they say
Tommy sighs. He does know
SMM: SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!!!!
