Paper Plane plays, and Fantastic makes his way to the ring, playing along on his guitar. The crowd cheers him with their usual enthusiasm, but as he gets into the ring he becomes serious
JF: Last week on Havoc, Balls Nasty did something unforgivable. Not only did he attack me with little or no justification, and pummel Rex for looking out for his buddy, but he wrecked my car. A vintage Aston Martin DB5, as seen in James Bond.
Fat Retard: BUHGAWD!
Monroe: For once, the Retard's right! Balls Nasty has to pay!
Marcum: Surely everyone's overreacting a bit! It's only a car!
Monroe: Didn't you hear the man! It's a DB5!
JF: Tonight, The doc has set up a match between me and Balls in which I fully intend to get my revenge. Four soft-top cars will be set up in the parking lot, and Balls or I will have to put our opponent through two of those cars in order to win the match. I call it the 'You Fucked Up My Car!' Match.
Marcum: This really is absurd!
Monroe: You just don't get it, Madman! What Balls has done is unforgivable!
JF: Of course, Balls Nasty is not solely to blame for this piece of destruction. I issue an open challenge to Rex and PJP, as they too are to blame.
Marcum: I can see that Rex is involved, but what about PJP?
Monroe: It's because of Balls's attack on PJP that Rex went after him in the first place!
JF: Also, there is one other man I must confessed to being dissapointed in. Chris Oakley and I are, as you know, good friends. And yet, Chris did nothing to aid me during that particular brawl.
Marcum: This is ridiculous! Fantastic is overreacting completely!
JF: Instead, you focused on getting to the ring to win the match. Fair enough, you did just that, and well done. But I've always placed friendship above titles, and I would expect my friends to show the same courtesy. As such, I'm issuing you a challenge, in any kind of match you wish, to face me. 'Course, if you're fortunate enough to win the title, you can include that in the match as well if you accept.
Paper Plane plays again, and Fantastic leaves the ring, shaking hands and singing autogrpahs for the fans
Last edited by Mike The Mouth Monroe; 2005-03-29 2:20 AM.
