RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 3-22-05

<"Strike it Up" blasts over the speakers and the crowd lights up as the Boobie Belt Champion, Meeko, and the Tag Team Donkey Lovin Champions, Captain Sammitch and PenWing, walk to the ring. The champs are wearing their belts, and PenWing is holding up his Sherwood. Sammitch bends the ropes for Meeko as PenWing grabs a mic. He enters the ring and hands it to Meeko.>

Meeko: So Sneaky Bunny needs Joe Mama to make demands for her now? Sneaky, in case you were wondering, the reason I never offered you a title shot is because you never showed the initiative to take it on your own. All you had to do was ask. You know that, and the fans know that. But, instead, you decided to sneak behind my back to get your shot. Well, Sneaky, you've got your shot at Robblemania, but look what it cost you.

<The crowd booes as the Cheese-o-tron shows Sneaky Bunny knocking Meeko's head into the turnbuckle and then falling backward off the ring apron. The video continues, showing the Divas pinning Meeko for the Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Championship.>

Meeko: That wasn't just any championship we held, Sneaky. We were the first ever RDCW Lipsitck Lesbian Tag Team Champions. We were the Mid-West Hotties. We were something special. And you gave that up for a shot at a title you won't win. You want me alone in that ring, without Captain Sammitch, without PenWing at ringside? Well, all you had to do was ask.

<Meeko hands the mic to PenWing.>

PenWing: Speaking of asking... King Snarf, I know you didn't ask to be entered in the Hardcore Porn Battle Royal, so I took some initiative. How did you like it? Was it good for you, because it was damn good for me. Sure, you got some revenge later that night, when you and Joe eliminated us from the Fear and Loathing Memorial Tag Team tournament, and I hope you guys win that tourney. I hear there will be a nice trophy awarded for it. And that will be the last thing you win. You talk about retiring wrestlers from the RDCW. You talk about retiring me. You can't retire me. And do you know why? Because we're in overtime right now, and that means Sudden Death rules. One match. One move. One title. The Heavyweight Cheese Title will be mine at Robblemania!

<PenWing hands the mic to Captain Sammitch.>

Captain Sammitch: You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking since everything that happened last week. And I have to say that maybe attacking Joe Mama from behind might not have been the best thing to do.

<The crowd murmurs, unsure of what to think of this...>

CS: After all, maybe I could have just asked for a matchup instead of breaking up a match he was in. But then I'd have to watch another one of those dumbass Bastardo Family in-ring celebrations at the end of the match! And I wasn't sure if any of you fans deserved that either.

<The fans respond with a mixture of laughter and cheers...>

CS: So Joe, I'd like to apologize for knocking off a Bastardo Family trademark and attacking an opponent from behind like a candyass. I assure you that next time, you'll see me coming - although it may not help you all that much. At any rate, I wanted to let you know I accept your stipulation. My friends and I don't need any help putting the Bastardos in their place. So I hope you'll be at your best when RobbleMania rolls around. I know we'll be spending more than enough time getting ready for it. You may wanna keep your eyes peeled for a little surprise. Don't panic, it won't be during our match. I'd hate to spring anything on you without your entourage there to bail you out.

PenWing and Meeko seem amused by this.

CS: I'm told you think I'm into grandstanding. Well, you're entitled to your opinion. We do what we do for three reasons. I'll admit it right away - one of the reasons we do what we do is the fans. <Sammitch pauses and grins at the applause that follows.> They deserve to see a good show with fair, quality competition. And you and your 'Family' have been denying them that with your backstabbing, sneak attacks, and of course Snarf's pathetically unamusing antics.

Which brings us to reason number two. We do what we do because we're interested in shutting the Bastardo Family down. We can tolerate you as individuals. We just can't stand you as a group. It's only personal if you make it personal.

But yeah, reason number three? We do what we do because it's fun. Sure, we've lost a few matches. But we've won our fair share of them too. We stick up for each other, and we enjoy what we do. If that scares you - if PenWing, Meeko, and I are a threat to all of you - that's your problem, not ours. And I'll be damned if I'm going to let you and your 'Family' ruin our fun!

<"Let's Get It Started" blasts over the speaker and the crowd roars as the trio leave the ring.>

Edited because I didn't give PenWing props for framing this in-ring.