Tag Team Donkey Lovin’ Title Match: Captain Sammitch/PenWing vs. PJP/Rex
The challengers, PJP and Rex, make their way to the ring first. The crowd gives them a warm reception, clearly backing them in their feud against Balls Nasty. However, when "Let's Get It Started" starts playing over the speakers, the crowd erupts in cheer for the Tag Team Donkey Lovin’ Champions and their manager, Meeko.
Marcum: Look at this! They can't go anywhere without Meeko! What is she, their Mommy?
Monroe: There is nothing wrong with a manager accompanying her wrestlers to the ring.
Marcum: There is when she is known to interfere in their matches!
Monroe: You must be confusing Meeko with Rosalita!
Marcum: Now you're just disrespecting the Human Lovebomb!
In the ring, PenWing hands Meeko his Sherwood as she exits, and she walks over to the announce table.
Marcum: What the hell? What does she think she's doing?
Monroe: I think she wants to join us, Madman. Now stand up and pull out a chair for her.
Monroe stands up and hands a headset to Meeko as she places the Sherwood across the announce table and takes a seat.
Meeko: How are you today, boys?
Monroe: Doing fine, Meeko. Thank you for joining us.
Meeko: Well, I never actually sat at this table before, so I thought I would give it a try.
The bell rings and the match gets underway, with Sammitch starting against Rex. Sammitch keeps it technical, and gets several two counts on Rex with some quick roll ups. He then switches to various holds, and starts working over Rex's upper body.
Monroe: Captain Sammitch is looking on his game tonight. This is by far one of the better technical displays I've seen him put on.
Meeko: That's something he wanted to get back to. Lately all we've been doing is getting into brawls, mostly with members of the Bastardo Family. That hasn't given Sammitch much of a chance to work on his mat skills.
Marcum: I'll agree that he's going to need to hone those skills in order to have any chance at beating Joe Mama.
After getting another two-count, Sammitch pulls Rex to his corner and tags in PenWing. Sammitch then whips Rex into the ropes, and PenWing spears him to the mat, but Rex kicks out at two. PenWing starts to quicken the pace of the match, whipping Rex into the ropes to set up another Drag 'n Whip, but Rex hangs on, and PenWing hits the mat on the missed spear. Rex then drops an elbow onto the PenWing's back. Slowly, Rex gets back to his feet. He helps PenWing back up, and delivers a chop to his chest, sending him towards PJP in the corner. Rex follows up with another chop, and tags in his partner.
Marcum: The momentum of the match has completely shifted! Now PJP and Rex have PenWing trapped in their corner!
Meeko: There's no question that PenWing clearly has a disadvantage in size here, but he's very resourceful.
With that comment, Rex lifts PenWing up for the T-Rex (Jack Hammer), but PenWing quickly shifts his weight and somehow pulls himself and Rex back to the mat.
Monroe: Unbelievable! How did he break out of the finisher?
Rex gets back to his feet first, but PenWing is already on his knees. Rex grabs PenWing's arm, but PenWing uses Rex help him stand up then whips him into the ropes. Rex slingshots back to PenWing, who connects with the Spin-o-Rama and both wrestlers fall to the mat.
Monroe: PenWing just saved himself with a Super Drag 'n’ Whip!
Marcum: Both wrestlers need to tag!
PenWing starts moving first, and he tags in Sammitch, who grabs Rex's legs and pulls him just out of PJP's reach. He then locks in the Sammitch Submission. PJP tries to enter the ring, but Lothar stops him as Rex taps.
Monroe: That's wrong! Rex is tapping! The match should be over!
Marcum: No, you're wrong! PJP is trying to interfere with the legal men! Lothar is doing his job!
PenWing, having enough time to collect himself, steps off the ring apron and walks around to PJP's side. He then pulls PJP's legs out from under him. PenWing tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but PJP kicks him away, and PenWing slams into the barrier. Sammitch breaks his hold on Rex and tries to leave the ring, but Lothar stops him. This gives Rex time to recover. Outside the ring, PJP tries to set PenWing up for the PJPDriver, but PenWing pulls Sudden Death. In the ring, Rex grabs Sammitch, lifts him up, and executes the T-Rex, but before he can get the pin, PenWing slips into the ring and gives him Sudden Death, too. PenWing then slips into his corner and starts banging on the turnbuckle. Lothar starts to count.
Marcum: PenWing just interfered! Rex should have gotten the pin!
Monroe: You're memory is very selective, Madman! Sammitch already had this match won with the Sammitch Submission!
Marcum: If the ref doesn't see the tap, than it never happened!
Meeko: And if the ref disqualifies Sammitch and PenWing, then Rex and PJP don't win the titles. Right now, things look pretty even to me.
PJP gets back to his corner, and both wrestlers start crawling for tags. Lothar is about to count to ten with Sammitch tags PenWing. PenWing enters the ring, and Rex tags PJP, who tries to decapitate PenWing with a running clothesline. PenWing ducks, runs into the ropes, sling shots off of them, and flies into PJP with a spear, taking him to the mat.
Monroe: One thing we have seen here is a clear contrast in wrestling styles between Sammitch and PenWing.
Meeko: I think it's why they are so successful as a tag team.
PenWing locks PJP into the Sharpshooter. PJP struggles to pull himself to the ropes, but PenWing somehow manages to keep him away. PJP then reaches towards PenWing's legs and somehow manages to break the hold and send PenWing to the mat. PenWing gets back to his feet, but PJP hits a DDT, and both wrestlers stay down on the mat.
Marcum: I can't beleive PenWing actually thought he could lock PJP into the Sharpshooter! That's going to cost him!
PJP starts moving first, and gets to his corner to tag Rex back in. PenWing gets up slowly, but he can't defend himself against Rex Quan Doe. PenWing manages to fall back into his corner, and Sammitch makes the blind tag. Rex tries to pull PenWing away, but Lothar makes the tag signal, and forces Rex to let go as Sammitch enters the ring.
Marcum: See that? PenWing needed Sammitch to bail him out! Has PenWing ever gotten a pin since they won the title?
Rex is fuming, and he runs at Sammitch. Sammitch begins to fall back on his own martial arts training, and uses Rex's size and speed against him, with various throws to the mat.
Meeko: Rex is playing right into Sammitch's hands.
Sammitch finally gets a hold of Rex, and starts to deliver a series of Sammitch Suplexes. The crowd rises to their feet as they count.
Crowd: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six!
Sammitch sees PJP enter the ring, and instead of going for the pin, he takes PJP down with a Sammitch Spin. He then leaps across the ring to tag PenWing, who climbs the ropes and hits the High Holy Howe on Rex for the pin. "Rock And Roll Part 2" starts playing as Lothar returns the belts to the Champions.
Meeko: Well boys, it's been fun! See you at Robblemania!
Fear And Loathing Tag Team Finals: SPAMM/Tommy Savitz vs King Snarf/Joe Mama
The RDJL’s entrance music plays as SPAMM and Tommy Savitz walk to the ring. There seems to be some tension on their faces as they enter the ring.
Monroe: They look worried…and I notice that Rosalita’s not around…could she have gotten hurt?
Madman: I think they just realized what they’ve gotten themselves into tonight! I’d be scared, too, if I were them!
“When It All Goes Wrong Again” plays. King Snarf and Joe Mama walk down the ramp and enter the ring. Barely giving their opponents a glance, they walk to the corners and hold up their titles as the crowd boos. They eventually hand the ref their belts and walk to their corner to figure out who will start the match. SPAMM and Tommy walk over and grab them by a shoulder to get their attention.
SPAMM: What have you two done with her?!?
Joe Mama: Done with whom?
Tommy: We know that you two did something to Rosalita! Where is she?!?
Joe Mama: We have no clue what you’re talking about, so you best get your hand off me before I forget the rules and…
King Snarf: Maybe she realized what losers you two are and decided to find a real man! Did you check my hotel room?
The bell rings and the Bastardos use the distraction to punch their opponents in their faces. King Snarf goes to work on SPAMM while Joe Mama throws Tommy Savitz out of the ring and follows him to continue the attack. King Snarf continues to alternate blows to SPAMM, using both punches and chops to press the advantage. He flings SPAMM into the ropes and uses his momentum to hit a textbook power slam, but SPAMM rolls away from the Wildsault attempt and counters with a Monkey Drop.
Outside the ring, Joe Mama and Tommy Savitz are brawling back and forth. Joe Mama gets the advantage and tries to use an East Coast Hammer, but Tommy kicks out of his grip and tries to use a German Suplex. But Joe Mama blocks it with a mule kick to the groin and throws Tommy headfirst into the ring steps. Then he grabs a handful of Tommy’s hair and continuously slams his head into the top step.
Inside the ring, SPAMM is pressing his advantage over King Snarf. After a series of martial arts moves, he hits a Spandex Superkick right on the point of King Snarf’s chin. King Snarf falls to the mat, dazed, as SPAMM climbs to the top rope.
Monroe: It looks like we’re about to see The Might Of The Monkey, Marcum!
Madman: This can’t happen! The Bastardo Family deserves to win this Tournament!!!
SPAMM is about to finish the move with his trademark cry when the Cheese-O-Tron comes to life. On-screen are Johnny Evil and Ariel.
JE: Hey…superhero! Get down from there!
SPAMM doesn’t move. King Snarf begins to stir.
JE: I’m serious, get down from there! I’ve got something that might interest you!
SPAMM gets off the top rope. Joe Mama drags a bleeding and unconscious Tommy Savitz into the ring.
JE: Now that I’ve got your attention, let me show you something!
He turns to Ariel, who holds up a single red, high-heeled, knee-high boot. The crowd gasps. SPAMM’s eyes widen behind his mask. King Snarf stands up and joins Joe Mama. Both have a pleasantly surprised look on their faces.
JE: I was practicing for our big match at Robblemania XXI…guess who my sparring partner was?
The camera pulls back and we see that Johnny is in the Bastardo Family’s locker room.
JE: Guess what else? I won. You can come get her, if you want. All you have to do…
Johnny knocks on a locker door marked “J. Mama”.
JE: …is find her!
Johnny and Ariel start laughing. SPAMM turns to King Snarf and Joe Mama, who both look surprised but happy. He looks at the unconscious body of Tommy, pauses for a moment, and them starts running backstage. Johnny is still laughing as SPAMM disappears into the back.
JE: Well of COURSE I don’t have her in your locker, Joe! That’d be too easy for him! I gotta go…bring that tournament trophy to the Bastardo Family, gentlemen! I’ll see you at the party! Oh, and King Snarf? I left you a little present in your hotel room. Not a superhero’s sidekick, but definitely someone who could be saved by the bell!!!
The Cheese-O-Tron goes out.
Monroe: This is disgusting! The Bastardo Family has cheated to win this tournament!
Madman: Look at their faces! King Snarf and Joe Mama had no idea this was going to happen!
KS: A very pleasant…
JM: …but not completely unpredictable…
Both: SURPRISE!
King Snarf takes a few steps away from Joe Mama, who pulls Tommy to his feet by the back of his neck and trunks. Then Joe Mama throws Tommy to King Snarf who uses a half-bulldog to lock up the headlock. As King Snarf works his finisher, Joe Mama lifts up Tommy’s legs and locks in a Joe Mama-Lock. The ref checks Tommy, and then calls for the bell. As “Faded” starts, the ref raises both King Snarf’s and Joe Mama’s arm in victory. The entire Bastardo Family comes out to celebrate. Sneaky Bunny rushes over to hug Joe Mama, and then gives King Snarf a hug. The pair lifts her up and put her on their shoulders as Louie Bastardo claps them on their free shoulders. The Legbreakers dispose of the fallen Tommy Savitz and then congratulate their teammates. Joe Mama tells them, “We got the trophy, but you’re getting the titles!” As the Family continue their celebration, Havoc fades out.
