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I once got out of being arrested the same way.
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Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later! 
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later!
Look at the cover...he also goes to Washington D.C. Undeniable proof he is indeed evil 
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pixiep, are you like a magical being that brought us pjp?
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Who knows?!!
I've been a member here for almost 2 years but you'd never know by the post count 
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Well, if I haven't said it before, welcome! It's good to have you here!!!
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Joe Mama said: Well, if I haven't said it before, welcome! It's good to have you here!!!
Thanks. I was kind of surprised that my account was still active since it's been ages for me being here 
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later!
But clearly, Cap has erected some form of protection around them both, because the Uncle Sam looking fellow is talking, and as we all know, sound does not travel in a vacuum!
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All hail King Snarf!
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection!
I agree. Captain Marvel should definitely have brought condoms.
Especially considering the location of his crotch.
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VILLAINS DON'T USE PROTECTION.
Just ask the pregnant Sue Dibny.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later!
But clearly, Cap has erected some form of protection around them both, because the Uncle Sam looking fellow is talking, and as we all know, sound does not travel in a vacuum!
HOLEY MOLEY!
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Check out that evil look in his eyes. He's clearly villainous.
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Never trust a guy with squinty eyes 
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Is that an Asian joke? Racist.
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later!
But clearly, Cap has erected some form of protection around them both, because the Uncle Sam looking fellow is talking, and as we all know, sound does not travel in a vacuum!
This was the olden days,they didnt know that back then! If you didnt know about laws of physics back in those days,you didnt have to obey them. Cap knew he wouldnt be able to breathe but didnt tell him that,and thats why he is able to talk!
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Danny said: Is that an Asian joke? Racist.

Maybe that's a WHITE guy with squinty eyes? 
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Impossible. We white people are wide-eyed and alert all the time, in case of ninja attack.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Danny said: Impossible. We white people are wide-eyed and alert all the time, in case of ninja attack.
Then how do you explain Captain Marvel?!! 
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later!
But clearly, Cap has erected some form of protection around them both, because the Uncle Sam looking fellow is talking, and as we all know, sound does not travel in a vacuum!
This was the olden days,they didnt know that back then! If you didnt know about laws of physics back in those days,you didnt have to obey them. Cap knew he wouldnt be able to breathe but didnt tell him that,and thats why he is able to talk!
But by that logic, if the old man could talk cause he didn't know the laws of phyics, then he also wouldn't die for the same reason.
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Danny said: Impossible. We white people are wide-eyed and alert all the time, in case of ninja attack.
They squinted a lot more back in the 1930s-1950s. I blame it on poor vision.
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Danny said: Impossible. We white people are wide-eyed and alert all the time, in case of ninja attack.
Then how do you explain Captain Marvel?!!
Ninjas can't survive in space.
Check and mate. PixieP.
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Nowhereman said: Captain Marvel is evil as well. Just look at the way he took an old man into space (and time) without any form of protection! What you are not seeing is the old man exploded seconds later!
But clearly, Cap has erected some form of protection around them both, because the Uncle Sam looking fellow is talking, and as we all know, sound does not travel in a vacuum!
This was the olden days,they didnt know that back then! If you didnt know about laws of physics back in those days,you didnt have to obey them. Cap knew he wouldnt be able to breathe but didnt tell him that,and thats why he is able to talk!
But by that logic, if the old man could talk cause he didn't know the laws of phyics, then he also wouldn't die for the same reason.
Its called comic book logic!
For instance lets take the Hulk as a perfect example! Banner went to rescue Rick cause he knew the bomb would kill him,yet the bomb did not kill him.......why? Because Banner had his back to the blast,so he didnt see what happened,thus negating the full effects of the bomb!
Captain Marvel knew the guy would explode,the guy didnt,so he was able to talk but it wasnt enough to save him from exploding cause Captain Marvel negated that by knowing it!
Simple really!
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Then how do you explain Captain Marvel?!!
Ninjas can't survive in space.
Check and mate. PixieP.
AAAAARGH!!! 
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I almost spit a shitload of coffee out my nose.
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I'll begin:
Captain Marvel is NOT a Superman rip-off, YOU SUCKERS!!!
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Y'know, without Shaddapgrrl, this thread isn't as fun. I just don't have the vitriolic hatred required to contribute. Can we lock this thread until her return? I think that'd be the respectful thing to do...
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She's not coming back.
Let it go.
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I almost spit a shitload of coffee out my nose.
Oakley did the same,cept it wasnt coffee.......it was kinda white & slimey!
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