*Show opens with a slow motion clip of PenWing celebrating in the ring after winning the Rumble. Crunching guitar strains cue up as the scene shifts to Son of Mxy superkicking PenWing and King Snarf and adding his name to the title match contract.
You take a mortal man,
And put him in control
Watch him become a god,
Watch peoples heads a’roll
A’roll...
*Shot of Sneaky Bunny slamming Meeko's head into the turnbuckle at No Way Out of the Closet. Cut to shot of Nowhereman standing atop a semi as Charlie is attacked by a mystery man.
Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
*Shot of Captain Sammitch attacking Joe Mama and the Legbreakererses with his bo staff. Cut to Bibbo and I-Man winning the triple threat match.
Acting like a robot,
Its metal brain corrodes.
You try to take it’s pulse,
Before the head explodes.
Explodes...
*Shot of Grimm and Balls Nasty fighting through the CheeseDome parking lot. Cut to Wednesday holding the Hardcore Porn title aloft, Stareena and Butter flanking him.
Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
*Shot of Johnny Evil spinkicking a chair into Spandex Monkey Man's face. Cut to King Snarf bringing out a senior citizen dressed as TK-069.
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall
A’warring for the heavens,
A peaceful man stands tall
Tall...
*Shot of Chris Oakley winning the Hardcore Battle Royal. Cut to the formation of the full RDJL.
Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
*Shot of El Superbeasto chokeslamming Los Monstrous Azules at NWOOTC. Cut to scene of the Bastardo Family celebrating en masse on Havoc.
*Close out as the RobbleMania logo appears onscreen, cutting to the CheeseDome as the fans go wild and the show begins. . .
Stareena/Butterrican (Champs) (48%, 32 Votes)
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Princess Elissa/Batwoman (15%, 10 Votes)
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Cowgirl Jack/Bianca (36%, 24 Votes)
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El Superbeasto (75%, 48 Votes)
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Los Monstrous Azules (25%, 16 Votes)
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Wednesday (Champ) (58%, 39 Votes)
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Chris Oakley (42%, 28 Votes)
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Legbreakererses (71%, 47 Votes)
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Punch/Counterpunch (29%, 19 Votes)
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Meeko (Champ) (25%, 17 Votes)
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Sneaky Bunny (75%, 51 Votes)
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Nowhereman (Champ) (58%, 37 Votes)
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Charlie (42%, 27 Votes)
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Grimm (94%, 61 Votes)
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Balls Nasty (6%, 4 Votes)
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Joe Mama (Champ) (62%, 46 Votes)
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Captain Sammitch (38%, 28 Votes)
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Johnny Evil (65%, 42 Votes)
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Spandex Monkey Man (35%, 23 Votes)
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King Snarf (Champ) (47%, 35 Votes)
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PenWing (38%, 28 Votes)
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Son of Mxy (15%, 11 Votes)
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