Paper Plane plays, and Fantastic makes his way down to the ring. Grabbing a microphone, he speaks
JF: Well, it's here at last! Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, THIS is Robblemania Twenty-One!
As one, every single person in the crowd cheers enthusiastically and loudly.
JF: Tonight, the greatest men and women in the corporation we are proud to call the RDCW come together in one enormous slamdown the likes of which have never been seen!
More cheers
JF: You've seen The Rumble, You've seen No Way Out Of The Closet, You've even seen Arma Gadda Da Vidda, but they ain't nothing on this baby!
WHOO!
Marcum: Fantastic sounds like the Grand Wizard!
Monroe: But somehow so much better!
JF: I may not have a match tonight, but I know The Bastardo's, and I know they can't be trusted. Joke Mama, Queen Snarf and their lackeys may not think much of the rules, but dammit I do, and I'm not gonna let a bunch of ass-lickers like them corrupt and pervert this grand corporation!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Robblemania!
