Nowhereman is backstage with Fat Retard!
FR:"Buhgawd Nowhereman,this is it,the big showdown with your fellow countryman Charlie. How does it feel after months of feuding between you two!"
NM:"First of all Fat boy,did you notice my name? Its Nowhereman....thats NOWHEREman! I gave up any allegiance I had to one country years ago! Secondly,you call what me n Charlie have as a feud? I call it a spoilt kid trying to make a name for himself by heading straight for the top withour paying his dues,and I will be sending that kid to bed with no supper tonight. Remember the only win he has over me was via a sneak attack from behind!
Charlie likes to talk a big fight,but once he is in the ring,he has nothing to back it up with!"
FR:"Another question we all want to know is,who was it that you had distract Charlie a few weeks ago during the hardcore porn battle royale?"
NM:"You know better than to ask me a question like that. Who my mystery pal is,is really none of your business,but you will all learn soon,just who he is!"
FR:"What do you have to say about Charlies accusations that using your friend was the mark of a coward?"
NM:"Does Charlie not understand what hardcore porn rules are? Well let me spell it out for him! In hardcore there are no rules,you use anything & anyone at your disposal to win,and if Charlie aint down with that,I suggest he does us all a favour & fucks off back to Hampstead Heath or whatever gay place he lives in London!"
FR:"So......"
NM:"No! Thats it! I am done answering your stupid questions,but I do have one more thing to say!
This company has a cancer,& that cancer is called The Bastardo family!
I dont like you Louie,I dont like you Joe Mama & I certainly dont like you King Snarf. Let it be known that from this day forward you should watch your backs cause my mystery pal is just itching to prove to me that he is worthy of becoming my tag partner. Believe me,he will do anything to prove that!"
With that,Nowhereman walks off!
