Backstage, we see Chesty Lerou with a decidedly angry Spandex Monkey Man

CL: Spandex Monkey Man, have you anything to say ahead of your match tonight with Johnny Evil?

SMM: Damn right I have! Johnny, you can tell your friends Snarf and Joe Mama that I;m issuing an open challenge! Five Man Tag Match, RDJL vs. Bastardo Family, No DQ's, no outside interference! You got a problem with us, you go for us, you don't go for bystanders like Rosalita!

Chesty is more than a little scared by Spamm's naked rage

CL: Ah, yes...and, erm, how is Rosalita?

SMM: She'll be alright, but I've given her time off o recuperate. It's safe to say that when she comes back she'll have issues, but that's in the future

CL: What about your match tonight with Jphnny Evil?

Spamm regains a little composure, and grins like his old self

SMM: Johnny Evil might come from Chicago, but he sure as darnit ain't king of Chicago Style! There's only one king of that, and that ism e!

CL: And what about his feared maneuvre, The Making of Flubber?

SMM: Oh, I've got that covered! Here take this, and throw it at me!

Spandex hands Chesty a dustbin lid. She looks at him doubtfully, and throws it very weakly. It hits him in the head, and knocks him over

SMM: {weakly)See? I didn't catch that! How's he supposed to use his move if I don't catch the chair?


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