Lipstick Lesbian Tag Title: Divas vs. Bible Babes vs. Anibabes The Divas came out first, arm in arm with TK.
Monroe: The Daddy Mack looks happy to back tonight!
Marcum: Anyone would be happy standing between those two! 
TK helped the Divas into the ring, where they raised their titles and played up to the fans. The Bible Babes walked out next, modestly dressed in formless black ring attire and carrying their Bibles. They shouted at the Divas and the fans about their sinful lives and demanded that the Divas repent before they are judged unworthy of their titles.
Marcum: Someone needs to shut those tramps up! As the Bible Babes continued their tirade, the Anibabes came running down the ramp and blindsided them. The Anibabes then entered the ring, and all hell broke loose. Lothar tried to get the match under control and separate the two cat fighting teams, but the Bible Babes entered the ring to pick up a quick double-team and pin, only to quickly find themselves being double teamed in opposite corners. The Divas ripped off Princess Elisa’s shirt and, in a fit of embarrassment and modesty, she ran from the ring. Batwoman was clothes lined out of the ring by Bianca, but both hit the ring floor hard. Batwoman lay unconscious on the floor while Bianca was clearly dazed by the impact. TK rushed to Bianca’s side to check on her.
Marcum: What I wouldn't give to be TK right now! In the ring, Lothar finally was able to get the remaining competitors into their corners, but it didn't take long for the Divas to take control of the match. After a series of double-teams on her, they locked CJ up in the Three-Way, causing her to tap out and the Divas to retain the Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team titles.
Handicap Match: El Superbeasto vs. Los Monstrous Azules As the bell rings, Perdicion and Daga strike at the giant Luchador with their props. Perdicion nails Superbeasto in the head with the plastic coffin while Daga hits him in the gut with the placard. As Ian Bond shouts instructions to the blue Luchadores from ringside, Louie Bastardo and Grace consult their laptop files.
As Los Azules beat down on El Superbeasto with punches and forearms, the giant seems to absorb their blows. Los Azules pick up Superbeasto and whip him into the ropes for a double clothesline, but Superbeasto rebounds and grabs both Azules by the throats. Screaming in rage, Superbeasto goes to choke slam them both, but Ian Bond hits the giant between the legs from outside the ring with his cricket bat.
Louie Bastardo screams at Bond from outside the ring while Grace complains to the ref as the Legbreakers go after Ian, but the former secret agent holds them at bay with his cricket bat. Los Azules attempt to set up Superbeasto for El Soplete, but Superbeasto hits both Azules with a Giant Headbutt, dropping them to the canvas of the reinforced ring.
Superbeasto bodyslams El Daga and goes for a Giant Elbow and a pin. As the ref goes for a two count, Perdicion makes the save and attempts to slam the giant. He tries to lift Superbeasto, but barely gets him off the mat. He makes a second attempt, and gets him a little higher. Finally, El Daga recovers and the two Azules slam Superbeasto down to the mat.
As El Superbeasto lies prone on the mat, Los Azules climb the turnbuckles to deliver El Soplete, but Louie Bastardo climbs up on the apron, distracting the ref. As Ian Bond runs over to get Louie off the apron, the Legbreakers shove Los Azules off of the turnbuckles. El Superbeasto grabs El Daga and delivers a Chokeslam to Oblivion. He then picks up Perdicion and delivers another Chokeslam to Oblivion. As the ref moves Louie and Ian off the apron, Superbeasto begins pacing back and forth in the ring.
Monroe: “Oh my Gob, you don’t think he’s. . .”
Marcum: “He is! We’re going to see it!” Superbeasto bounces off of the ropes, racing past the prone Los Azules, and then bounces off again, building more momentum, then jumps upon the middle rope and springboards off, hitting the Giantsault on both members of Los Azules! As Superbeasto hits, the ref counts three as the Family celebrates in ring!
Hardcore Porn Title: Wednesday vs. Chris Oakley Oakley comes to the ring prepared for war. He lays out golf clubs, trashcans, hockey sticks, baseball bats, chairs, and anything else left over from his previous hardcore matches. He waits for Wednesday, but after a few minutes, he gets impatient and starts calling him out. It's then that Wednesday enters the ring from behind him armed only with the Hardcore Porn belt. Wednesday runs up the Oakley and nails him in the back of the head.
Marcum: What a fool! Oakley needs to remember that he's up against the Hardcore Porn King! Wednesday drops the title and grabs a golf club.
Wednesday: FORE! Wednesday swings the club into Oakley's rib. He then tosses it aside and picks up a trashcan. Wednesday stand over Oakley with the trashcan, but Oakley rolls over and kicks it into Wednesday, sending him back into a ladder Oakley leaned against the ropes. Oakley gets back to his feet, climbs to the second rope, and jumps at Wednesday, hitting him with the WMD. Oakley goes for the pin, but Wednesday reaches for a fire extinguisher and sprays Oakley with it. Oakley rolls off of Wednesday, who tries to make him tap out with a sleeper hold, but Oakley nails him in the face with a pair of brass knucks a la Ken Shamrock. Oakley then whomps Wednesday with a trash can over the head, and climbs to the top rope for a frog splash only to have Wednesday duck out of the way at the last second. It's not long before both contestants are out of the ring.
Monroe: Buhgawd! We've got a Pier 6 brawl! Wednesday and Oakley attack each other with everything that isn't nailed down (and several things that are). Oakley tries to set Wednesday up for the Full Metal Jacket, but Wednesday clobbers him over the head with the ladder. Wednesday then throws Oakley back into the ring and hits him with a German suplex. Wednesday goes for the pin, but at two and three-quarters Oakley kicks out of his pin attempt and somehow hits the Kill 'Em All. Oakley slowly gets back to his feet and picks up a hockey stick. He turns to swing at Wednesday, but Wednesday has the bat with his name on it, and blocks the stick, causing it to shatter. Wednesday then hits Oakley with the bat, sending him to the mat.
Monroe: Oakley just got hit by the same bat he saved for Wednesday!
Marcum: That's because he gave it the wrong name. Oakley gets to his feet and grabs a chair.
Monroe: What should he have called it?
Marcum: Tuesday. Oakley swings the chair, but Wednesday ducks out of the way.
Monroe: Tuesday? Oakley resets himself, and Wednesday superkicks the chair into him.
Marcum: As in See You Next! Wednesday then gives Oakley the Midweek Crunch onto the same steel chair and covers him to retain the Hardcore Porn title.
