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Footage of an interview with MisterJLA, set in his locker room at an undisclosed location. In the background, a beautiful gold belt can be seen, enclosed in a glass case.
JLA is seated on a bench. He appears to be mildly annoyed and bored.
"Robblemania. The biggest losers of this event will be the fans. I looked through the matchups, and I see so many pointless championship matches.
The Eurotrash title? Please. What does the RDCW boast? Three European wrestlers? That deserves a championship? The only reason Now here man is the champ, is because the other two guys don't want to get in the ring with him, for fear of him rubbing himself all over them. He considers a "win" when he blows his wad all over himself.
Why is Oakley challenging for a Porn title? I thought he was too much of a prude to view porn. The porn involving people, anyway.
I see that Joe Mama is the Intercuntenintal Title holder. I'm not going to argue that point. That belt was made for him. And Joe, that wasn't a compliment.
The rest of this card isn't even worth mentioning. Don't get me wrong, what I've already discussed was beneath me too, but I figured I'd let my legions of fans know what I think of this sham of a league.
For those of you who don't know me yet, (listen up, both of you) I am the Undefeated DCMB World Intercontinental Hardcore United States Television champion. (Points to the display case) To get this prestigious title, I defeated moderators, junior members, and spammers alike. No one was safe from the fury of my finisher, Final Justice.
Even though the DCMB had an impressive roster, I decided to leave with my belt to pursue new challenges, or should I say victims. I was thinking of making Pig Iron, and his boytoy Ghost Hog, my first victims, but I see they are not even talented enough to make the Robblemania card. Maybe I'll catch them when they are finishing up cleaning the floors once the event is over.
Whatever happens, rest assured I will defend the only legitimate title to ever grace the RDCW honorably. If I take a few RDCW championships along the way, that will be a minor bonus. I won't challenge for the Eurotrash belt, though. It's not worth it.
