World Heavyweight Cheese Title: King Snarf vs. Son of Mxy vs. PenWing
"When It All Goes Wrong Again" by Everclear blasts over the speakers as the Heavyweight Cheese champion, King Snarf, makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Louie Bastardo and Grace. King Snarf enters the ring and raises the Heavyweight Cheese Title for the booing fans. Louie Bastardo takes a seat between Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and Madman Marcum at the announce table.
Marcum: It is with great pleasure that I welcome the head of the Bastardo Family, Louie Bastardo.
Louie: And it is with great pleasure, that I sit next to the greatest announcer in RDCW history, Madman Marcum! How are you?
Marcum: I'm great! And you know what? I look gooood.
Monroe: Oh, please.
Bastardo: Who is this fucktard in the cowboy hat?
Jimmie's Chicken Shack's "Dropping Anchor" plays, and Son of Mxy heads down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He enters the ring and stares at King Snarf, motioning that the title will be his at the end of the match.
Marcum: I cannot believe that the board of directors let Son of Mxy in this match! You can't just walk into a Big Cheese title match!
Monroe: Son of Mxy's feet never hit the ground in the Rumble, Madman! He was never eliminated! He has a right to be here!
Bastardo: That little punk should go back to turning tricks on street corners! He's done nothing to deserve a Big Cheese title shot!
Monroe: Doesn't being the longest reigning Lightweight Faggot Champion count for something?
Bastardo: Maybe in Rob Kamphausen's bedroom it does, but not to the Family! Let me ask you a question, Big Mouth Monroe. When was the last time Son of Mxy defended that title?
Monroe: When was the last time Snarf defended his title?
Bastardo: That's not the point here!
Marcum: Stop badgering Louie! He's a genius!
Suddenly, the Cheesedome goes dark. A bell rings three times and we see James White in the ring holding a small tape recorder. He presses the play button, holds it up to the mic and soon Michael Buffer's voice is heard over the speakers:
"Ladies and gentlmen, welcome, to the main event! Let's Get Ready To Rumble!" The lights come back as
"Get Ready 4 This" by 2 Unlimited plays. PenWing is standing at the top of the ramp with Meeko, the Tag Team Donkey Lovin' title belt around his waiste and his Sherwood raised high above his head. PenWing is wearing an orange Bobby Clarke Philadelphia Flyers' jersey, and his black wrestling pants now feature orange knee pads. The already cheering crowd roars even lowder as PenWing and Meeko make their way to the ring. King Snarf is visibly fuming at the insult PenWing is handing him by wearing his hometown hero's jersey.
Marcum: What a cheap attempt by PenWing to win affection from these fans!
Bastardo: Those are the kind of pitiful attempts that Meeko's Minions have to use to get over with the fans and the board of directors. They don't have what it takes to be Family members. Real men like Joe Mama, King Snarf, Johnny Evil, El Superbeasto. . .
Marcum: Louie Bastardo. . .
Bastardo: Thank you, Madman, and yes myself. Real men, we just go out there and take what we want without giving a crap about the humanoids.
Monroe: I can't believe what I'm hearing here! Those people, the fans, make it possible for all of us to do what we love! And you're out here berating them!
Bastardo: Yes I am! Louie Bastardo is a real man and only associates with those who aren't afraid to do what it takes to succeed!
PenWing hands Meeko his belt and Sherwood, and enters the ring. Lothar signals for he bell, and both SoM and Snarf grab PenWing's arms and whip him into the ropes, following up with a double clothesline.
Monroe: This is all wrong! Both Son of Mxy and King Snarf are working together to take out PenWing! This is going to play right into King Snaf's hands!
Marcum: There's nothing wrong with working together. The knuckledead should have been expecting this!
PenWing gets back to his feet, and turns right into the STF. SoM goes for the cover, but Snarf grabs him from behind and locks in the headlock.
Louie: This will be Snarf's greatest victory! In a moment, Son of Mxy will tap to the headlock, and Snarf will retain the Heavyweight Cheese title in record time!
SoM struggles in the lock, but he can't break it.
Marcum: He's going to pass out if he doesn't tap soon!
Louie: No one escapes the headlock!
Snarf doesn't notice PenWing crawling around behind him. Quickly, PenWing grabs Snarf from behind, breaking the headlock and rolling him up for a two-count. Snarf kicks out, sending PenWing backwards, into the ropes. PenWing stops himself, and as snarf gets to his feet, PenWing runs over to him, grabs his arm, and sends him into the ropes. PenWing quickly spears him, completing a Drag 'n Whip. PenWing goes for the cover, but SoM pulls Snarf out of the pin to break the count. PenWing gets back to his feet only to walk into another STF.
Marcum: You'd think the knucklehead would've learned by now!
Before SoM can go for the pin, Snarf grabs him and delivers a kneck breaker. Not satisfied, Snarf goes to the corner ropes. Before he can execute the Wildsault, PenWing gets back to his feet and runs to the corner. He grabs Snarf and delivers a suplex from the second rope. Meeko cheers outside the ring.
Monroe: PenWing delivered a second-rope Meeko-plex!
PenWing, with his arms still locked around Snarf, gets them both back to their feet and delivers another Meeko-plex. The crowd errupts. PenWing delivers a third Meeko-plex. The crowd starts to count.
Crowd: Four! Five! Six!
As he completes the sixth Meeko-plex, PenWing releases Snarf.
Monroe: Buhgawb! PenWing just schooled Snarf!
PenWing goes for the cover, but SoM breaks the count. SoM grabs PenWing and delivers a Mxyplex of his own. He follows it up with two more Mxyplexes.
Marcum: Now the knucklehead is getting schooled!
As SoM goes for the cover, Snarf climbs the corner ropes and executes a perfect Wildsault, land right on top of both SoM and PenWing, but the force of the landing cause Snarf to roll off. All three wrestlers appear knocked out in the ring, with SoM still covering PenWing.
Monroe: What an amazing feet of daring by King Snarf, but it may have cost him the title!
Before Lothar can go for the count, Grace climbs the apron and starts to enter the ring. Lothar runs to Grace to prevent her from interfering the match. The crowd booes.
Monroe: This is disgraceful! This match should be over!
Marcum: Can you blame Lothar for prefering to flirt with Grace?
Monroe: He's not flirting with her! She's trying to interfere in the match!
Bastardo: She's just trying to check on King Snarf!
Snarf takes advantage, gets back to his feet and gives SoM a Bastardbomb. He doesn't notice Meeko, who walks around the ring, grabs Grace's legs, and pulls her off the ring apron and to the ground. Grace hits her head on the way down and lies unconscious on the floor.
Marcum: She can't do that!
Louie: Sonuvabitch! I guess it's time for the patriarch to take things in hand. Pay attention, boys, this is how you get things done!
Lothar checks on Grace as Louie throws down his headset and walks over to Meeko, yelling at her. Meeko jumps up onto the ring apron and runs towards Louie. She jumps onto him and sends him flying to the ground with a Meekocanrana.
Monroe: I guess that's how you get things done! 
Snarf does notice this, and he goes to exit the ring. Lothar gets back onto the ring apron to try and stop him, but Snaf pushes him out of his way. Lothar hits the ground and signals for the bell.
Monroe: Lothar called the match, and now Snarf's going after Meeko!
Meeko runs to grab PenWing's Sherwood, and Snarf stops.
Meeko: Come on! You want a piece of me?
Captain Sammitch races down the ramp and the crowd cheers. Snarf turns around too late, and Sammitch hits him with a Staff Meeting.
Monroe: The Champ is down!
Marcum: That was a very bad move by Sammitch! Here comes the cavalry!
The Legbreakererses race down the ramp. Both Sammitch and Meeko meet them at the bottom. Meeko nails Winged Creature with a British Columbia Two-hander, and Sammitch shaters his staff on Stupid Doog. The tag team drops, but out comes Joe Mama and Johnny Evil.
Marcum: This is the end for Meeko and Sammitch!
Sammitch tells Meeko to get behind him, and he braces for battle. Meeko decides instead to grab a chair. As Sammitch gets sandwiched between Joe and Johnny, Meeko sneaks up behind Jojnny Evil and knocks him out with the chair.
Monroe: What a sneak attack by Meeko!
Marcum: But here comes Sneaky Bunny!
The new women's champion, Sneaky Bunny, comes barreling down the ramp. She runs at Meeko and knocks her out with the Women's Boobie Belt. She then turns to help Joe take on Sammitch, but Nuriko and Two-Ton Tommy run down the ramp.
Marcum: What the hell are they doing here!?
Nuriko runs up to Sneaky and starts trading punches, while Joe sends Sammtich into the ring steps. Tommy then catches Joe Mama by surprise for a Tommybomb.
Monroe: Two-Ton Tommy just took out Joe Mama!
Nuriko then executes Sudden Death on Sneaky Bunny.
Monroe: Buhgawb! Nuriko just gave Sneaky Bunny Sudden Death!
Macum: That's fucked up! That ain't right!
El Superbeasto finally comes down the ramp. He picks up Tommy and Chokeslams him to Oblivion. Nuriko reaches under the ring and pulls out a Sherwood.
Marcum: Why do they let PenWing keep them there?
She runs at El Superbeasto and breaks the stick on his back with a BC 2-hander. This only makes El Superbeasto mad.
Monroe: Somebody stop this monster! He's going after Nuriko!
As if on cue, the "One and Only" James Fantastic races down the ramp, guitar in hand. In the ring, PenWing is back on his feet. As James Fantstic smashes his guitar on El Superbeasto, PenWing runs to the ropes. He jumps on top of them, and spring boards into the air, grabbing the giant luchadore's head and bringing him down with Sudden Death. Fantastic runs to the apron, jumps onto it, and leaps off to deliver The One and Only.
Monroe: Buhgawb! What a highlight reel!
With the Bastardo family down outside the ring, PenWing gets back in ring. SoM, back on his feet, rolls out of the ring as James Fantastic rolls King Snarf back in. Snarf gets to his feet and runs at PenWing, but PenWing whips him into the ropes and conects with a Spin-o-rama to finish of a Super Drag 'n Whip. PenWing then climbs the corner ropes and lands the High Holy Howe on King Snarf. Sammitch helps Meeko into the ring, while Two-Ton Tommy assists Nuriko. Fantastic grabs a mic and hands it to Meeko. He then enters the ring himself while Tommy rolls Snarf out. The Bastardo Family collects itself at the bottom of the ramp.
Meeko: Louie Bastardo! The family's reign of terror is over! As PenWing likes to say, Sudden Death starts now! WE are SD-6!
"Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers as Robblemania comes to an end.
