My memory isn't what it used to be (and it was never that great to begin with) but I distinctly remember that where it reads "New Posts Since Your Last Visit", that the phrase was followed by the word "beeyotch" and a cute little winking smiley face.
Also, upon logging out, I was greeted by the word "POICE" (IN CAPS LOCK, MIND YOU) but now that message seems to be missing as well.
So if you sign my petition to bring back these colorful expressions, you beeyotch, I'll wish POICE on you.
And to all a goodnight,
MisterJLA