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Originally posted by PJP:
I'm an expert farter
Ah, none so much better than myself. You see God gave my a natutally thin and small body so instead of food my stomach makes room for random gases floating in the air. I had to make millions of tactics and tips, such as burping like hell after you eat so it doesn't come out the other end, or simply walking away to pass.

With that we shall determine the master of the gas. I challenge you TO A FARTING DUEL!

BWAAAOOOOOOP!!!

PS: I can't get the goddamned smilies to work for some reason.