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Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
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Originally posted by Anonymous One:
And with that I will start...

If you are in a room full of people and abosolutely positively need to fart find a wall or chair. Now lean on this and stretch your asscheeks as far apart as you can with it, this will cause your anus to not ruffle and vibrate thus making your farts SILENT.
That doesn't work for me. It only makes my farts sound more like a foghorn.

I found that out the hard way... [gulp!]
I forgot to add that you're also supposed to let it out SLOWLY or it won't work properly.