Quote: MisterJLA said: If we get a weather forum, I want to be the moderator,because I like to masturbate in the snow and have a jizcicle Plus, I like to masturbate to pictures of bsams.And dead babies. And I fuck donkeys.Pretty,pretty donkeys. And my wiener smells like poo. Not the bear either. but I do like to dip it in honey and peanut butter and let my dog lick it off with his rough, sexy tongue. Not that I'm into dog's it's just the only way he'll eat. For real. I even have a video to prove it. It's in night vision. And no and I mean no Chris Rock drowning out the orgasms! My Cell-phone rang while I was making the video, so you get to see me fist my own asshole to get the phone out of there so I can answer it!