Quote: MisterJLA said: DOWNBYTHERIVER IN THE VAN Doing research for Pete Townsends new book. NOT MOLESTING KIDS IT'S RESEARCH DAMMIT!!!! AND IT'S ONLY MOLESTING IF THEY DIDN'T WANT IT!! AND HYPOTHETICALLY LETS SAY I DID TOUCH THEM. BUT HEY, THEY WERE TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. IN FACT THATS WHY LITTLE SUSIE PULLED UP HER SHIRT AND, HYPOTHETICALLY WHEN I TRIED TO GIVE HER A RASBERRY I ACCIDENTALLY WENT ABOUT A FOOT TOO FAR SOUTH!!! SO FUCK OFF! IT'S LITERATURE FOR THE LOVE OF GOB, WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND? JIM UNDERSTANDS,WHY CANT YOU? wait, I don't remember things. what was going on again? Oh yeah, you wanted to know if I'd donate to the Salvation Army. Dude, youve totally fucked up the entire Pete Townsend motif, unless of course you just made a reference that went over my head. In that case I'm looking pretty dumb right about now..... I thought we were making fun of Mister GayLA? Okay, looks like I fucked up so lets start again. AND ANYWAY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY TEACH KIDS HOW TO PUT A CONDOM ON IN THE FIFTH GRADE! I WAS JUST HELPING BILLY WITH HIS HOMEWORK! HYPOTHETICALLY!
