Quote: MisterJLA said: DOWNBYTHERIVER IN THE VAN Doing research for Pete Townsends new book. NOT MOLESTING KIDS IT'S RESEARCH DAMMIT!!!! AND IT'S ONLY MOLESTING IF THEY DIDN'T WANT IT!! AND HYPOTHETICALLY LETS SAY I DID TOUCH THEM. BUT HEY, THEY WERE TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. IN FACT THATS WHY LITTLE SUSIE PULLED UP HER SHIRT AND, HYPOTHETICALLY WHEN I TRIED TO GIVE HER A RASBERRY I ACCIDENTALLY WENT ABOUT A FOOT TOO FAR SOUTH!!! SO FUCK OFF! IT'S LITERATURE FOR THE LOVE OF GOB, WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND? JIM UNDERSTANDS,WHY CANT YOU? wait, I don't remember things. what was going on again? Oh yeah, you wanted to know if I'd donate to the Salvation Army. Dude, youve totally fucked up the entire Pete Townsend motif, unless of course you just made a reference that went over my head. In that case I'm looking pretty dumb right about now..... I thought we were making fun of Mister GayLA? FUCK! I gotta start attending rehearsals again! You mean we actually have those? Yes, I used to only go for the open bar. Rob gave me a drink once and started massaging my leg. Dude didn't even wait for me to finish it. Someone needs to learn him the proper ettiquete for gay date rape. LLance never treated me this way. He would always ask if I wanted strawberry or mint flavored rufies in my drink!
And on a side note, rexstardust is a goddamned fucking idiot-moron. I think we need to rename this the Obvious Stuff thread. Hey, what did you guys do with my song?!?!?!?!?!?! That's not obvious, therefore, it does not belong in this thread! Don't make me call Drzsmith... Okay, go to the top of the page, and press and hold the Next Page button to scroll down real fast. Try not to get dizzy and puke. it didn't work. Fuck you, then. You're just pissed because you can't understand my backwards talk in my story!
Someone needs to learn him the proper ettiquete for gay date rape. LLance never treated me this way. He would always ask if I wanted strawberry or mint flavored rufies in my drink!
