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When was the last time you actually saw yours chubs?
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Last night. After a round of sweet lovin' with my gal, I went in the bathroom and took a leak. I have a handsome cock. Thank you for asking, Nowhereman. Not too many people are as fascinated with my dick as you are.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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You havent' seen your penis since last night? Wow. Does it hibernate between, um "lovin'"?
We all wear a green carnation.
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It's detatchable. I keep it in a velvet-lined box. I'll reattach it just before I take a shower. Thank you for your interest, but you're going to make Nowhereman jealous.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe I was talking bout your real penis,not the attachment you use so it can be seen below your vast footbal field of a stomach.
Stop being homophobic about Jim & his love of your cock!
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Stop being homophobic about Jim & his love of your cock!
And Nowhereman's love for cock in general.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Ooh,the boyfriend comes to the defense of his fat lover!
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You love the attention, CC.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Thats right cock smoker!
Now get on your knees bitch.........if you can see them that is!
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Interesting request, coming from you...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Rob is just trying to project his gayness onto me!
I cant help it that he fancies me!
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I took this last night just dicking around with this cheap ass digital camera I got for free from Visa. Apparently I was chewing a piece of three-meal gum and just got to the blueberry pie when I snapped it. 
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Chewy likes pies.........surprise,surprise!
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The only good pic I have of myself is the one Cosmopolitan took of me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to preparing myself to drown in an endless sea of beautiful women.
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Heh. I've shown that picture to all my g-friends. They all love you. 
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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Heh. I've shown that picture to all my g-friends. They all love you.
Did they see me as Mr. Peanut? That picture was hot!
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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Heh. I've shown that picture to all my g-friends. They all love you.
Its such as shame he's gay!
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No, old chap...you're the homo.
And stop being jealous. I'm sexually attracted to women...accept it. Hell, a woman is the reason I'm trying to go to Tampa for Spring Break.
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Heh. I've shown that picture to all my g-friends. They all love you.
Tell them thanks for the support...and I love them too! 
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No, old chap...you're the homo.
And stop being jealous. I'm sexually attracted to women...accept it. Hell, a woman is the reason I'm trying to go to Tampa for Spring Break.
Stop coming onto me!
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Never go somewhere if the reason is a woman! GOD! 
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Doesn't CJ live in florida now????
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Heh. I've shown that picture to all my g-friends. They all love you.
Tell them thanks for the support...and I love them too!
I thought you were into guys?
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He fixes the cable?
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You look like a heavier John leguizamo in that top pic...heh
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Great. Just FUCKING great.
Al taught me how to curse.
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Never go somewhere if the reason is a woman! GOD!
Now he tells us.
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They like when you chase after them, and then they realize (or believe) you actually want and need them and quickly lose interest. that was a game it took me to 21 to learn...
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If a woman was really interested in you, she would move to be with you. Women don't act do the whole hard to get thing, at least on that level.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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They like when you chase after them, and then they realize (or believe) you actually want and need them and quickly lose interest. that was a game it took me to 21 to learn...
Yep, I've seen that game played all too often. On me a couple times.
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That's why I like playing the sarcastic yet mysterious Quasi-Asshole. I don't pursue, I give 'em their humor, I listen to what they say (and bring it up later... that's key. Let's them know you actually heard them!  )and I act distant when they try to put the moves on me.
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And then he busts a move!
Too legit to quit!
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Oh, I'll bust a move all right!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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can i get a signed greatest hits album?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've got one here in my pants,come & get it!
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