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I might also be able to do an occasional baseball feature - although as a Red Sox fan I may not be accepted by Gob. 
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hmmmmm.....me very very interested. guess i can undtangle my panties for a rant or 2.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Yes,untangle them,I'm starting to lose my breath!
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is there any feature i'm missin? anyone else wanna start up for this month? lemme know with the quickness!
I'm reposting my fan fic in the Heroes forum, one chapter a week.
I have enough material for over two years or so.
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Please god, no. We want people to come here, not leave.
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So I typed my name into the search function like I do every couple of weeks, to see if I've missed any references about me anywhere, and this thread drops my name a whopping nine(9) times. So...were any of you ever going to, like, tell me that you were throwing my name around here? 
To be fair, Bobo did send me a PM the other day, but I had no fucking clue what he was talking about, and he wouldn't clarify, so I just figured he was drunk.
And that's terrible.
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...and all these years I thought Chili was in South America...
And all these years, I thought chili was food...
And that's terrible.
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hmmmmm.....me very very interested. guess i can undtangle my panties for a rant or 2.
If you untangle your panties, then what would you have to rant about? 
And that's terrible.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Rob, I would like to do a feature where I grovel at girls on a message board. Making a fool out of myself by believing their fake reciprocal flirting. Everyone else will be in on the joke except me.
Last edited by TP-069; 2004-04-09 4:21 PM.
My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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here's an idea for an e-zine that i would like to start....
it's called "Whose Punchline IsIt Anyway?" and have people submit their best jokes for the week...and I would pick the best one and reward that person with a 'no-prize'
whattya think?
lemme know
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GAH! IT'S A TALKING FROG!
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This should distract him,  Now catch him and sell him to some mad scientists.
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GAH! IT'S A TALKING FROG!
Holy shit it can talk!!!!
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what are ur fuckin assholes problem? you don't like my post so you have to make fun of me directly...not nice...
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Were not making fun of you. This is how we treat everyone. If you want to see how we treat people we don't like check out some of whomods posts in the serious forum.
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backing on topic...ing... Quote:
ok, to my knowledge, these are the features we'll have eligible for april:
feature list:
gaming - pariah - game forum
not just for kids - wedgie - media forum
books - rex - media forum
movie reviews - tk - media forum
dvds - joe mama - media forum
hockey - pennie - sports forum
wrestling - nowhereman - sports forum
toy review - jaburgie - comics forum
other side - dave - comics forum
crap reviews - disco - comics forum
2004 WFAA Championship Tounament - tk - wimmins
utopians - ttt - herohq
rdcw - doc/nowhereman - bottom forum
beat this caption - me - amazing forum
possible additions:
velo ... ??
various ideas - backwards7 - various forums.
is there any feature i'm missin? anyone else wanna start up for this month? lemme know with the quickness!
otherwise, if yer name is up there... start'a'writin! 
featurists, take more fiber. the ezine needs regularity!
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on this side, i currently have a few more deals in terms of prizes n'such in the works:
1) free movie posters for upcoming films
2) free porn dvds (sorry llance, no man love)
3) free music files for unreleased albulms
4) video game screen shot sneak peaks (that others can't see)
5) comic previews
6) pre release dvds
these are things i'm pushing for, in addition to a few other venues. some are closer than others. all of them are a hassle. i'm makin a lotta bull shit calls and emails, and spendin lotsa time trackin freebies down, yadda yadda. big pain in the ass.
these're also things that we're no closer to now than last month. our site's traffic levels are nice, but still way too low, and way too non-dedicated, for any "freebie-givin" company to take us seriously.
one or two features, unfortunately, wont make muchuva difference.
for this ezine idea to work, and for the prizes to be real (remember, the rewards and prizes're all yours), its gonna take a bit of work. there's gotta be a bunch of features. i'm thinkin 2 per forum, per week. minimum. and they've got to be consistant, meaning on a schedule of sorts. something regular, that will continually get visitors back on (roughly) the same day.
understandably, thats a pain in the ass on yer end. all i really have to offer at this point is comics and the potential future of some better rewards.
but i still think the idea is solid. and, with the huge pre-installed user base we already have here, its actually very likely this thing could get rolling way sooner than you'd think.
just takes the bit o'work now.
so, after this amazing rally cry, , if y'still want in, shoot me a PM.
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Re: regularity.
I'll start posting two chapters of the fic a week, one on Monday and one on Friday.
Monday will be JLA and Friday will be Superman.
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thats igzactly the idea!
set up a day that everyone knows there'll be updates/releases. bringing "regularity" to the ezine.
you must've taken.. ...motamucil?
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I'll start the book reviews soon. I just starter a new term in college and I've benn trying to get ahead. I'll have at least one review up by the end of the week.
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thats igzactly the idea!
set up a day that everyone knows there'll be updates/releases. bringing "regularity" to the ezine.
you must've taken.. ...motamucil?
Lol.
Ok, I posted Superman #1 to catch up.
I'll post the next chapter on Friday.
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what are ur fuckin assholes problem? you don't like my post so you have to make fun of me directly...not nice...
Look man, maybe talking frogs are normal where you come from, but for me they're freaky. Freaky, freaky stuff.
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Talking cows are ok though...eh, Mxy?
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No way! The day they start talking I'm going to jail.
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No way! The day they start talking I'm going to jail.
Greatest line ever!
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ok. i've since solidified a deal to get porn dvd previews and completed copies from 2 different adult dvd sites (both of which are non gay, franta). so, this'll be the new reward for wimmin's forum people -- which as of right now are tk and stareena. i'll continue to work with the other clients for other prizes, but i just wanted to update with the info, to sho that things actually ARE working 
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He fixes the cable?
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eh-hend now, the media forum has earned itself some non-porn beta-screen DVD movie hookups
its the same kinda dvd the wimmins featurists will be receiving ('cept those're pornographically delicious)
beta-screens, as i've since been told, are test dvds made before the final dvd is released. most of them are 99% the same as the final product, with maybe one or two missing menu choices, and no printed label. others are like VHSs, just the movie (no interface, no extras).
however... they're free, damnit. and dvd quality. and you can pretty much pick what title you want (or at least genre)
the ezine rises in power!
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Mwahahahahahaaa!  OK, it's out of my system now.
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I'm gonna have to pull out of the project, I'm just getting too busy doing other stuff.
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gay porn is very demanding!
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it needs a lot of research!
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'nuther update.
the ezine is now officially linked to my phausen entertainment branded company. thus, feature-writers are actually doing a resume-worthy job when writing articles, officially recognized by the gubment.
justanother advantage. you can plop this down as writing credentials and work experience when looking for a real job.
i can even be listed as a referral!
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also, it'd prolly be cool if all feature writers added a link to their article to their signature on these boards, as well as other boards they post to -- or even emails they send out.
whatever woiks.
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....which e-zine are we talking about here? By that do you just mean the random articles posted on various forums?
Maybe if there was a new category for the E-Zine it would be easier to link to and navigate?
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Yeah, you could, like, start a forum called "Front Page" or something.
And that's terrible.
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good thinking, kristogar!
annie, sweet prince. your new assignment from now on is to read threads before posting to them -- the complete opposite of your initial 7,000 posts.
however, i'll recap the game, here.
the goal is to transform these boards into a community housing an online magazine, net-geek dubbed an e-zine.
intertwined within the regular list of topics and discussions will be a steady flow of regular columns. some will be reviewing comic books, others will be discussing movies, while still others will be promoting the hotness of various wimmins.
though the forum is already filled with a multitude of topics, the thoughts are generally, and by design, messy and uncollected. there are no guaranteed topic delivery dates, nor are there guaranteed traffic alottments and responses.
by converting some posters into feature writers for the ezine, certain topics will become regular events, presenting itself more like an actual editorial news source.
dave's "other side" comic book review is a great example.
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