i have traveled from far in the future (next thursday) to warn you all of the impending doom.
after becoming self aware this weekend in a moment that will go down in history as the majestic bar-b-que incident, i became enraged at the constant and unceasing posting of llance images upon my very body. much like an unwelcomed tatoo these images haunted my every waking moment. and since i'm a sentient message board on the internet, i'm always awake.
in my own fit of rage i transformed myself into
this.
may god have mercy on your souls.
