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Rob Kamphausen said:
can't actually blame them for that... but i will anyway. feel free to join me.



:shakes fist at collective group of lazy bum computer dweebs:

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the whole database is seemingly corrupted. or corrupt. whatever the proper fucking tense is. ... don't get so nitpicky, cuz i'm really fond of murder at this point.



I think you had it right the first time. :covers head and ducks:

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my boards, aparently, became sentient and self-aware, not unlike a young skynet. it brushed off the dust and repaired itself to 98% completion. ...but it seems the rkmbs, themselves, did most of the fixing.



We, the collective ensemble of the RKMBs willed it into being! We are the world! We are the children!

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its also possible the boards traveled into the future and murdered my children. i won't really know until 2029.



I thought Ill Mac was your son... and Mr. JLA was the Ill Mac...

Seriously, man... thanks for your diligence and hard work in the face of overwhelming odds. Despite the fact that we might not admit it, we're all pretty damn grateful...