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so have you 2 fucked yet?
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in the robs blog forum......
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One time, while hanging with some college friends, I happened to snort while laughing. One of them responded with, "Hey, Matt just snarfed! Snarf!" And everyone started calling me that.
As for the King bit? One time me and some friends went to see Star Trek: Insurrection. Behind, some chucklehead kept making dumb comments. For example, when Picard was with his lady, this genius would go "Boi-oi-oing." Eventually, I was fed up. I turned around, ready to give this guy a good "Shut the Hell up." Now, I expected some pimply little twelve year old. Instead, I see some pimply, overweight twenty-something guy. I just gave him a look of complete disgust and said "Please. Some people are trying to enjoy the movie." Not a peep from him the rest of the film. After the movie ended, as me and my friends were leaving, I saw Tubby sitting there, still with a look of caution towards me. I said to my friends, "Behold, I am KING Snarf, Lord of Nerds and Losers! May all lesser nerds bow to me!"
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All hail King Snarf!
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Ji-iiiim... This is a family forum...
Hardly.
We all wear a green carnation.
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i just threw up in my mouth
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My name comes from my earnest desire to sell worker and food grade monkies. I have also donated many monkies to the local MTRI or "Monkey Torture Research Institure" where Dr. Crank has made great leaps forward in the field of monkey toerture. Quote:
This country is full of what I like to call 'bleeding heart liberals,' who I guess are turned off by the idea of torturing monkeys for no good reason. I guess all can say is "Sorry...I'm the bad guy."
- Dr. Crank senior research fellow for MTRI
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When my dad was in the Air Force he used to do research on monkeys. We got the opportunity to go to his work a couple times and it was kinda freaks to see all the monkey skeletons.
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Oh my God. [BSAMS] IS coming on to me. ...Ahh! ...Sorry, [BSAMS], but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no. 
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Yes. Just not each other.
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So who's the middle guy then?
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Mine is a crack at the D-O-double G thing going on when Snoop Dogg was becoming popular at my high school. Every idiot kid I knew my sophmore year of high school was *Name* Dogg, so I thought it'd be funny to call myself Stupid Dogg.
I HEARTILY APPROVE!!!!
That way I can I call you "Stupid" for short!
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Pretty self-explanatory:
The series changed my life.
...but how was your life changed? You live at the zoo now or what?
BTW, this is one of the better comic book series anyone could hope to read.
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mine was a name I picked out for German class. I like it and it's my penname so I made it my alias.
Damn! All this time I thought YOU really were a stinking Kraut! Turns out you're just stinking! Damn!
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THE Joe Quesada said:
You ever dance with a donkey by the pale moonlight?
JQ
uh...do I really HAVE to answer that?
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I'm really a doctor.
Cool! I need a script for mind altering drugs Doc!
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OK OK OK already...I know you're all JUST dying to know how I came up w/ the user name "LLance"! Well it worked out that the 1st 'L' is for Lucious...need I proceed thru the rest of the letters in my user name? OK OK OK already! The 2nd 'L' is for doubly lucious! The 'a' is for doubly lucious grade A! The 'nce' is for doubly lucious grade a w/ niacin and vitamin c and e!!! Put it all together and you have me! LLance! A carefully and healthily put together user name! So...EAT ME ALREADY!
Now you know the top secret story behind my user name...soon to be made into a E! True Hollywood Story!
Or maybe I just took the name of the Black Canary's husband from Earth 2...Larry Lance. Sadly, that doesn't sound half as exciting as the above made-up tripe... 
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Hey! LLance didn't come up with a humorous comment about my screen name!
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All hail King Snarf!
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Hey! LLance didn't come up with a humorous comment about my screen name!
I didn't realize I was suppose to Snarfy? Feel better now? 
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A little, but you didn't comment on my anecdote explaining the story.
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Something awful is happening.
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Wednesday is a day of the week.
One of my favorite movies when I was signing up at the DCMBs was "Any Given Sunday," so I decided to use "Any Given Wednesday" as my monicer. The day after I made that decision, I realized how stupid that name sounded, but everyone else's names sounded stupid to me, so I kept it. Then I joined the JLR and since we were using our DCMB names as the names of our story heroes, I made my character's powers Wednesday-based.
Then Rob told us we couldn't play on that board anymore, but hinted that we COULD play here. I came here, but changed my name and kept the character's powers the same. Then I re-introduced Any Given Wednesday to the story and changed my RKMBs name to AGW cuz typing out "Any Given Wednesday" sucks. After a while, I got tired of that and shortened it to just Wednesday.
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Liar. We all know you got your name from this joke. Quote:
A man is looking for a job and comes across an ad in the classified section for "Pirate, apply to Capt. Peg Leg at the docks, will train the right person."
The man finds Capt. Peg Leg who is every bit a pirate, patch over the eye, hook for a hand, parrot on his shoulder etc. The captain says he'll hire the man and begins to describe the job
"On Mondays we go out to sea, find a ship, loot the ship, come back into port ad get so drunk we throw up all over our selves. Sounds like a good job, don't it son?"
Stammering the man says "Actually Capt. I'm not much of a drinker, I don't know I would like that very much."
"Well, " responds the Capt. "Perhaps you will like what we do on a Tuesday just a little bit better then. We go out, find a ship, loot the ship, come back to port, get drunk, find women and rape every one we find! Sounds like a good job now, doesnt it son?"
The man again stammers his reply: "As I said I really dont drink, and I've never raped a woman and I don't think I would like that either."
The Capt looks at him with his one good eye ands asks, "You're not some sort of a faggot, are ye? Not a homersexual, are ye?"
"No, no I'm not," the man responds.
"Oh well," says Peg Leg, "You won't like what we do on Wednesdays either then."
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You know, a guy goes through all that effort to come up with a fake origin and you just go blurting out all his secrets.
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A little, but you didn't comment on my anecdote explaining the story.
I have shit for memory Snarfie...you're just going to have to tell us! I honestly don't remember!
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he said he was doing your and you made a sound like "snarf"....
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I got PenWing by combining my two favorite hockey teams: Penguins + Red Wings = PenWing Unfortunately, I can't watch either one right now. 
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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