User x of board z: I have just bought myself a pet lol! Think its brill. Have other members bought pets with their points? Just click on the link under your user name! I think its called users pet the link!
User y of board z: I have a beaver - I'd like to own a unicorn though - LOL!
My reply: Ummm... is it hairy??

This caused massive offence... (It's a family board, aparently)

Think I'll stick to RKMBs from now on. (Til I get banned from here too, of course...)
