*shrug* Mom has bigger problems. She thinks gays = pedophiles and mistrusts Arabs. I think I can afford to let her want to share her heaven with me. I mean, I love my mom. It doesn't hurt. As for when strangers tell me I should go to church, then I say, "no, I'm cool" and if they don't piss off and are impossible to ignore I tell them off a bit.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"