Then one day I was walking down the street and I hear, 'Put your hands in the air' and I spin around and there's a six year old. So right there I dropped my guns and walked away and he shot me right in the ass.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"